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happiest*
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December 22, 2012 10:04am UTC

skinny friend: omg i wish i was skinny
smart friend: omg i only got a b+
athletic friend: omg i wish i could run
not single friend: omg i hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: *cries in the shower*

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jessiduh
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August 4, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Heres to the kids who
Graduate in 2015 ♥
Two more years to go for us ♥

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mustachedbunny
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August 4, 2012 4:46pm UTC

The people who say disney channel sucks,
obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb before.

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angelkimmy98
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August 4, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Hello Random Bruise,
Where Did You Come From?

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Sharingan
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August 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xashleyx01
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August 3, 2012 9:39pm UTC

I promise I'll become a vegetarian when bacon grows on trees.

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XObreeOX
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August 4, 2012 9:15am UTC

I always say Facebook is stupid, but then ten minutes later... I'm signing back into Facebook.

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mostwouldbehappy
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August 3, 2012 9:06pm UTC

If I woke up from✌
A coma and Channing Tatum said he was my husband,
i wouldnt question it..

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Pluto*
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August 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Video Calling On Skype:
5% looking at the other person.
95% looking at myself.

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carson5482
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August 4, 2012 3:40pm UTC

&Who remembers
Smokin' Oken?

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LandonIsWitty
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August 4, 2012 6:57pm UTC

So now there's walking in the Olympics.?
I guess theres still hope for us wittians.. ;)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ConverseLover
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August 3, 2012 10:28pm UTC

Pick up line for old people:
Hey baby, you better call Life Alert,
because I've fallen for you and can't get up♥
tumblr

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AnaCastro196
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August 3, 2012 10:13pm UTC

credittorunningislife
Imma try and follow 8,000 people by my birthday
which Is in September 24th.
Don't think I can do it?
If you check my profile you'll see that Im already
Following 3,000 people. YEAH I think I can do it!

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jellybean1234
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August 3, 2012 8:45pm UTC

you know what they say...
words.

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DANCEiTUP13
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July 10, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Summer to do list:
-Build a rocket
-Fight a mummy
-Climbing the Eiffel Tower
-Discover something that doesn't exist
-Give a monkey a shower
-Surf tidal waves
-Creat nanobots
-Locate Frankenstein's brain
-Find a dodo bird
-Paint a continent
-Drive your sister insane

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RunawayRachel
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July 11, 2012 6:24am UTC

When I think of something inappropriate, rude or weird..I look around suspiciously, and hope that no one can read my mind.[x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]I follow back. ^_^

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movinatthespeedoflove17
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June 10, 2012 8:45pm UTC

it's funny how
when i finally stand up for myself, and my feelings
I lose all my friends.
maybe i should let myself be walked all over again....

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TH1S1SM3
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June 10, 2012 2:50pm UTC

There are three sides to an argument. Your side, my side...and the right side <3

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