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1. babyboo143
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 1:25pm UTC
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2. niceroyal
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 7:09am UTC
   When people go underwater during movies,I like to hold my breath
   and see if I would have survived in that situation.
   I died during "finding Nemo"
   
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3. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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4. compooterz
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 9:58pm UTC
   Avox 1: Avox 2: Avox 1: Avox 2: Avox 1: Avox 2: nmq/nmf
   
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5. ThatsSoMeee
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 2:08pm UTC
   I want someone to play with my hair and draw circles on my back.
   I want someone to cuddle with , on cold rainy days.
   I want someone to kiss my forehead softly.
   I want someone to play pretend with.
   I want someone to tell me I am cute.
   I want someone to hold my hand.
   I want someone to tease me.
   I want someone to hug.
   I want someone.
   
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6. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 1:22pm UTC
   "He's cute, I swear! Let me find a better picture!"
   * fave if you've ever done this*
   
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7. f4ilure
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 5:38am UTC
   me on my period
   everyone:
   me:
   everyone:
   me:
   everyone:
   me: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BREATHING
   
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8. _kidsinlove
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 11:08am UTC
   shortest horror story ever:
   No food left.
   
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9. She
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 10:41am UTC
   other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
   me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
   
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10. GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Everyone says you only fall in love once,
    but thats not true,
    because every time I see you,
    I fall in love all over again.
    7.16.11
    
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11. ekrouan96
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    This morning HE texted me.
    And guess what? He hasn't stopped :)
    
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12. espencer
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    You are a ninja if you can fave this quote(:
    ✉ 50 comments
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    Comment if your not a ninja
    
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13. GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    It hurts
    when you have someone
    in your heart
    but you cant have them
    in your arms.
    ♥ Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection!
    
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14. Beautifulheartmindbody
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I really want to grab
    a little kid by the
    shoulders, and
    shout
    "I'M YOU! FROM
    THE FUTURE!"
    in their face
    
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15. KeepSmiling4Ever
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Her - im ugly. );
    Him - im pregnant.
    Her - wtf?
    Him - sorry, i thought were were stating things that are impossible.
    
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16. awesomechicka1023
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Where's Finnick? Odair he is!
    Only HUNGER GAMES fans would get this.
    
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17. mayday
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    HERE'S TO
    THE KIDS WHO
    MEMORIZE
    LYRICS FASTER
    THAN VOCABULARY
    TERMS.
    
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18. alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    JUST DOING A SURVEY
    Fav this if you've already had your first kiss
    Comment if you haven't had your first kiss yet
    
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19. completeinhim
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    YOU WANT A LOVE
    THAT CONSUMES YOU
    YOU WANT ADVENTURE,
    AND PASSION,
    AND EVEN A LITTLE DANGER.
    
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20. animefreak6420
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Study
    The act of texting, eating, and watching t.v with an open textbook nearby
    
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