Status:

Member Since: 18 Mar 2011 06:53pm

Last Seen: 11 Jul 2012 09:24pm

user id: 159024

39 Quotes
374 Favorites
378 Following
53 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair ^beta

follow block report

    hi i'm makaila. ♥
i love making quotes and i love witty and everyone on it.
follow me and i'll follow you back! i love making new friends :) 
also follow me on tumblr and twitter- http://xxheyshawtyxo.tumblr.com/
 http://twitter.com/#!/lovepink_x0 thank you everyone love you all.
dance. pink. sparkles. anything glittery. crop tops. summer. boys.
victoria secret. gilly hicks. abercrombie. perfume. classy skirts. friends. family.
justin bieber. partying. vacation. rings. food. straightener. makeup. uggs. ♥

1. makaila_corridori
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 5:31pm UTC
   Is it just me or..
   do banks really confuse you?
   i mean why do they lock their pens to their desks?
   if i'm trusting you with my money,
   don't you think you can trust me with your pens?
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 24 points
2. makaila_corridori
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 12:47am UTC
   HARDEST PARTS OF BREAKING UP.
   -Changing baby/babe to there actual name.
   -Going from in a relationship to single on Facebook.
   -No more i miss you/ i love you messages.
   -Remembered the memories
   when you had to let go of the feelings.
   -Thinking "what if.."
   -Seeing him with someone else..<l3
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 90 points
3. makaila_corridori
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 7:13pm UTC
   When a girl says,
   "I'm Okay.."
   she's basically saying in her head
   that she hopes you go die in a hole.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 37 points
4. makaila_corridori
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2011 2:26pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 39 points
5. makaila_corridori
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2011 1:41pm UTC
   one rule in every relationship:
   no matter how fed up and carried away
   you are in a fight, never ever suggest a break up.
   ♥
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 48 points
6. makaila_corridori
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2011 7:50pm UTC
   /////////////////////////
   the worst thing ♥
   you can do to a girl is make her feel like she has a chance when she actually doesn't.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 172 points
7. makaila_corridori
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 12:54pm UTC
   vv
   Justin Bieber sings about girls,
   Taylor Swift sings about boys,
   Eminem sings about life
   & Kesha... well?
   She sings about Glitter and Drugs.
   AWKWARD.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 399 points
8. makaila_corridori
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2011 9:42am UTC
   i hate it when ,
   people in school say they "didn't study"
   but their result came out to be awesome.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 347 points
9. makaila_corridori
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2011 9:12pm UTC
   Dora stop f*cking around,
   and get a GPS.
   ♥
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 63 points
10. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    20 years from now:
    mummy, "how did you meet dad?"
    "well, it all started when he added me on facebook".
    ♥
    nmf.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 45 points
11. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    when i was five. . .
    the worst insult i had was
    "you're not coming to my party."
    now a days.. it's a whole different story.
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 642 points
12. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 143 points
13. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    "duck, duck, duck, duck..."
    "WILL YOU JUST PICK ALREADY?!"
    "...duck, duck, duck..."
    oh the childhood memories.
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 41 points
14. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    dear 2011,
    we thought you would have flying cars and robots,
    but congrats on the backwards robes and the
    animal-shaped rubber bands.
    sincerely, 1950.
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 39 points
15. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    hunny your so ugly,
    that even goldfish won't smile back.
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 188 points
16. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    He saw you.
    He wanted you.
    He liked you.
    He got you.
    He had you.
    He loved you.
    He got bored.
    He left.
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 105 points
17. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    If a girl gets pushed into you, it means she likes you.
    Sincerely, her best friend.
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 76 points
18. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    I mustache you a question
    oh, wait. i'll shave it for later.
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 39 points
19. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    I want this summer
    to be as long as Phineas and Ferbs♥
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 435 points
20. makaila_corridori
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    look at her.
    look into her eyes
    and don't be afraid of what you see.
    because all this girls ever wanted,
    is for you to love her endlessly. [♥]
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 20 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles