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majorlaxlover

1. majorlaxlover
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   Let's Waste Time
   Chasing Cars
   Around Our Heads
   This is the beautiful song
   I had the pleasure of dancing to
   With him.
   
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2. majorlaxlover
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 2:56pm UTC
   *Driving in the car, listening to the radio*
   Me: So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We're just having fun! We don't care who sees! So what we go out? That's how it's supposed to be! Living young and wild and free!
   Mom: Free? More like, locked up! Most of those things are illegal.
   My mom then proceeds to give me "a life lesson" about not getting high. The entire car ride home.
   True Story, bro.
   
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3. majorlaxlover
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   And he doesn't
   like me back,
   He doesnt feel
   the same ♥
   
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4. majorlaxlover
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2012 5:54pm UTC
   Mean Girls references
   are appropriate
   in any real-life situation.
   NMF<3
   
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5. majorlaxlover
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 7:11pm UTC
   And it sucks,
   When you work butt off
   And someone swoops in
   And steals
   Your GLORY.
   nmf
   
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6. majorlaxlover
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 1:55pm UTC
   You Know What? I think I am going to be extremely sad when detox weekend is over..
   
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7. majorlaxlover
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 8:39am UTC
   Highschool made me feel like the world hated me.
   But, then I grew up and realized that none of it mattered.
   
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8. majorlaxlover
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 6:57am UTC
   hannahlovesxox fade, & format.
   And i am the girl,
   who will sit and wait for the curling iron before
   i realize that i never turned it on.
   
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9. majorlaxlover
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 10:41pm UTC
   Highschool made me feel like the world hated me. Then I grew up, and realized
   it doesn't matter.
   
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10. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:26am UTC
    My Friend: What do we do in class today?
    Me: Your mom.
    
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11. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    the first person
    i want to see when i wake up is you. ♥
    Haha..jk..I love it when my mom makes pancakes :)
    
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12. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    I used to think that happiness would come from “fitting in”. I thought that when I became what society wanted me to be, then, and only then, could I be truly happy. But this perfect image, no matter how hard one strives, is nearly impossible to achieve. It was then that I realized that even if I was “perfect”, would I truly be happy? Or would the pressure of upholding my perfect presence cause me to become miserable?
    Ladies, please realize that you do not need to be society's "perfect" to be happy. <3
    All mine <3
    
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13. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    +& Who else hates
    Movie-Banning Parents??
    nmf
    
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14. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    I think I might write a story here on Witty :)
    Fav if you might read it, or comment if you want my "ideas" for the story. I just wanted an idea of who would read it. Thanks! ~majorlaxlover~
    
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15. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 8:52am UTC
    When you build a wall of lies,
    It eventually comes tumbling down. </3
    
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16. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Fav <3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >
    and I will follow you and write something nice on your profile <3
    
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17. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Lazy Fact #98634278632698278618237608173
    You are LAZY!! How do I know? You didn't read the number...
    Fav if you didn't read the number <3
    
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18. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    When someone tells you they'll love you forever, does it mean for the rest of time or until someone prettier comes along? </3
    
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19. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 7:14am UTC
    I am ashamed of what I have done for a Klondike Bar. . .
    
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20. majorlaxlover
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    It's hard to watch the one you love,
    love another.
    
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