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1. jimmy365
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   December 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   me: could i have a large
   lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
   me: can we not do this
   
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2. MissTomlinson
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3. MissTomlinson
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   December 28, 2012 2:20pm UTC
   TV: Breaking news: One Direction's Niall Horan has been kidnapped.
   Me: Omfg, who would do something like that?!
   Niall: Will you please let me go now?
   
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19. sammy*
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    November 29, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    What would you do if i broke up with you?
    get back with my ex(:
    Now i see how much you care. We're done.
    hey wanna go out?
    Go with your ex.
    you are my ex<3
    nmf/tumblr
    
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20. OneDirectionQuotes
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    November 30, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Interviewer: "Would you ever change your hair?"
    Harry: "I don't know. I'll probably be an 80 year old man and be like 'I've still got all my hair!'"
    
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