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magic107
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May 9, 2009 5:32pm UTC

Light thinks it travels faster than anything;
but it is wrong.
No matter how fast light travels,
it finds the darkness has always got there first,
and is waiting for it.

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magic107
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February 17, 2009 6:45pm UTC

;;SPONGEBOBQUOTE#4;;
Spongebob: *crying* But... i lost my laugh box!
SquidWard: Spongebob; there is no such thing as a laugh box! I made the hole thing up. To get some peace from yr laughter.
Spongebob: You mean my laugh box isn't broken; and it was a cruel lie that sent me into dispiraling depression,
SquidWard: well uh.. it sounds a little harsh when you put it that way but... yes.

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magic107
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February 17, 2009 6:21pm UTC

;;SPONGEBOBQUOTE#3;;
Spongebob: I want to buy, this peice of plastic, with that peice of plastic.
*Hands credit card to the casherr*
Casherr: Mr.Krabbs eh... quick how do you spell krabbs?
Spongebob: Uh... im pretty sure it has a.... b in it...
Casherr: Close enough.

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magic107
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February 17, 2009 6:16pm UTC

;;SPONGEBOBQUOTE#2;;
Spongebob: I love karate!
Sandy: I love kar-atay.
Mr.Krabbs: I love money-ay.
Squidward: I hate all of you.

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magic107
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February 17, 2009 6:07pm UTC

;;SPONGEBOBQUOTE#1;;
Spongebob: Patrick the clam had a baby!
Patrick: That's not a baby spongebob.
Spongebob: Well, then; what could it be?
Patrick: I'll give you a hint. What's white and round, and comes out of clams?
Spongebob: Their... eyes?
Patrick: NO SILLY! A VOLLEYBALL!

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magic107
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December 19, 2008 8:55pm UTC

Newwwws-Fah-Lashh.
we were over before it even began, buddy.
(:

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