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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:10am UTC

wanna know what i want to see?
i wanna see a really cool disney princess who can't sing. i wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing "happy birthday." and none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn't sing. but halfway through the movie, she figures out - she can rap like hell.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 2:23pm UTC

Going back to school after a long break is like
when you pause a video-game to go to the toilet and
when you come back you forget how intense and
chaotic everything was and
when you unpause it all your enemies
collectively punch
you in the face.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:29am UTC

my milkshakes bring all the boys
to the yard and they're like wow your friend is hot is she single

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:18am UTC

i hate it when you are having a
bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fck over yourself.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 7:07am UTC

if you can pin me down in
bed and hold my hand at dinner than you basically meet my standards

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:25am UTC

i'm the nicest rudest person you'll ever meet.
i dont give a fck about anything but at the same time i care about a lot. i hate people but i develop crushes easily, i hate myself but at the same time i am completely fabulous.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:14am UTC

girls are typically more flexible than
guys because of the weird a.ss body positions we contort ourselves into so we can shave our fcking legs

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:41am UTC

i can't believe this,
i thought that what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you're a "waiter" and you're just "doing your job"

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:45am UTC

last year this kid had some water
damage on his math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked how it had gotten wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said "from my tears."

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 7:02am UTC

weight should be like virginity.
once you lose it you can never get it back.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 7:09am UTC

the head of a company survived 9/11 because
his son started kindergarten.
another fellow was alive because it was
his turn to bring donuts.
one woman was late because her
alarm clock didn't go off in time.
one was late because of being stuck in the NJ turnpike
because of an auto accident.
one of them
missed his bus.
one spilled food on her clothes and had to take
time to change.
one's
car wouldn't start.
one couldn't
get a taxi.
the one that stuck me the most was the man
who put on a new pair of shoes that morning.
took the various means to get to work but before
he got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
he stopped at a drugstore to buy a band-aid.
that is what he is alive today...
now when i am
stuck in traffic
miss an elevator,
turn back to answer a ringing telephone...
all the little things that annoy me,
i think to myself,
this is exaclty where
i'm meant to be
at the very moment.

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^_^*
posted a quote
January 14, 2014 3:19pm UTC

Personally I don't believe age is an issue in a relationship, if two people are happy together
leave them alone it's their relationship not yours.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 1:56pm UTC

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:55pm UTC

Sleeping is the only time
to feel real freedom..
There's no rules
in dreaming.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 7:43pm UTC

Page 6 of 365

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 7:20pm UTC

So I thought I was home alone and since I live in an old house I'm used to squeaky floors and creaky windows. I hear some noises from where I was down stairs and I thought nothing of it. I put on a night gown that midly resembles a dress from the Titanic movie and started belting out my heart will go on and dancing, I ran upstairs and started spinning and I jumped in the air and turned for my big finish. I looked up and saw my mother sitting with six people from work and seven parents of people whom go to my school.

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 8:02pm UTC

I always found it quite
strange and scary that everyone is off in their
own little worlds with their own little thoughts
that you'll never know.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 9:51pm UTC

My freshman algebra teacher taught at two Catholic schools before coming to teach at my (public school) and the whole year was basically--
teacher: i swear to God. I mean gosh. i forgot that this is public school.
teacher: oh heavens. or whatever you believe. this is public school.
student: oh my God!
teaher: don't force your religion on me!

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gab*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 8:10pm UTC

"YOU'LL NEVER BE
WHAT HE WANTS"

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 5:12pm UTC

I always talk about you guys to people I know
As my hilarious best friends from a different school.

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