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  1. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 1:38pm UTC
    Spongebob: Patrick you're a genius!
    Patrick: Yeah I get called that a lot
    Spongebob: What? A genius?
    Patrick: No, Patrick

  2. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    People at school: F /ck those bands you listen to
    Me: What do you think I'm trying to do

  3. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    Dear millionaires,
    If you don't have a bookshelf that spins
    into a nother room, give me
    your money because you're spending it wrong.

  4. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:15pm UTC
    Is throwing yourself at people and screaming
    “I came in like a wrecking ball”
    an appropriate way to make friends?

  5. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 5:08pm UTC
    I'm going to convince my kids to brush their teeth every single night by saying "Brush your teeth cause there's a chance you're going to kiss that girl/boy you love so much!"

  6. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 9:09am UTC
    you're asleep
    but i lay awake
    you're dreaming
    with your eyes closed
    while i dream
    with eyes wide open
    about our past
    all that we were
    the everything i gave
    the nothing we became

  7. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Suite Life of Zack & Cody ;
    Zack ; Ow , papercut ! Kiss it please ?
    Mr. Moseby ; You can't even see it !
    Zack ; You can't see a broken heart either, but it still hurts.

  8. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    People don't understand,
    even though I'm always with someone,
    I never speak ,
    I just listen, and understand.
    After all,
    why would my words have any importance

  9. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    *hopscotches away from your bullshít*

  10. Brown_Eyed_Wonder* Brown_Eyed_Wonder*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Don't say you love me. We both know you don't mean it.

  11. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Im the kind of person that;
    If someone I dont know looks at me,
    I smile,
    but look at the ground.

  12. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    sorry but that unfollow will cost you $5


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    friends are like balloons.
    if you stab them, they die

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    What does Lil Wayne do on Christmas Eve?
    He raps presents.

  16. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    I wanna get chocolate wasted!

  17. zimchim* zimchim*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break your bones,
    but words leave psychological wounds that will never heal.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. zimchim* zimchim*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    Innocent until proven guilty.
    For me it's just the opposite.
    Guilty until proven innocent.

  20. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    My Feelings?
    Oh, Don't worry about those, nobody else does.
     
    Format Credit:
    LettingSecretsGo

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