magenx15's Favorites

Bravosierra*
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 11:16pm UTC

I wrote 2011 on my paper today.
Oopsies

👍 this is good · read the comments · 257 points

of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 9:01pm UTC

I just want to be someone's first choice.
Is that too much to ask for?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 148 points

glitter162*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 11:02pm UTC

See that old lady carrying around a baby doll? She lost her own baby because of someone else's cruel actions.
See that girl that stands alone? No one ever invites her to join them.
See that boy that's obsessed with the color pink? His mom is battling cancer, and he wears it to honor her.
See that person you just insulted? They already have enough problems at home.
Recognize that person who wears the same thing everyday? Their family barely has money for food, let alone clothing. But they still donate to charity.
See that girl that's always smiling, laughing, and giggling? She cries long, hard, and silently every night.
Don't judge a person when you don't know their story.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 307 points

Ninja918
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 10:39pm UTC

"It's Impossible" said Pride
"It's Risky" said Experience
"It's Pointless" said Reason
"Give it a try" whispered the Heart

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

yuzermali
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 10:13pm UTC

The saddest kind of sad,
is when you cry in the shower or in bed
and you make no sound and no one will ever hear you,
no one will ever know.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 273 points

So_This_Is_Life
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 9:35pm UTC

You
Can go after me if you like. But go after my friends,
and I will go after you.
No one hurts my friends.
nmf

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 19 points

AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Beauty
doesn't have a
weight limit.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 103 points

TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Guy: *bumps into me*
Me: He likes me.
Guy: *breathes towards me*
Me: He likes me.
Guy: *asks me for a pencil*
Me: He likes me.
Guy: ...I like you.
Me: YOU LIKE ME?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 613 points

talkactivegirly125
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 7:37pm UTC

I asked him if he saw a future with me..
He never replied..

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

KiwiBaby12
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Person One: I'm so athletic.
Person Two: I can sing really well!
Person Three: I'm gorgeous!
Person Four: I'm totally smart!
Person Five: I can dance!
Person Six: I'm really funny.
Me: I can breath really well.
Me: Chokes.
HAHA not mine, but it kills me every time. Tumblr.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 390 points

*nerium*
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 10:13pm UTC

"Friend": *Makes joke about something I'm secretly cripplingly insecure about*
Me: Haha...*slowly dying from the inside out as my soul is consumed in mortification*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 109 points

shooting_stars
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 7:22pm UTC

In the year 2023: Taylor Swift runs out of celebrities to date and is forced to date and break up with herself in order to continue her music career.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 339 points

ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 8:00pm UTC

*20 Years Later*
Future Husband: Hey what are you looking at babe?
Me: Oh, just my old social accounts. You know, facebook, twitter, tumblr, insta-
Future Husband: Can I see?
Me: *Throws laptop out of the window* Oh, look at that. Oops, sorry.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 673 points

ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 6:14pm UTC

\(•_•)
x.) )z
.x/ \
Oh hells naw shanaynay hold my urrings.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 316 points

sapphiregrace1
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 9:14am UTC

WHO ELSE DOES THIS?
1) WETS TOOTHBRUSH.
2) PUTS TOOTHPASTE ON IT.
3) WETS TOOTHBRUSH AGAIN.
4) STARTS BRUSHING.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 226 points

HGlover12
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Jobs where you need algebra:
-Algebra teacher

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 137 points

blankwolf*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1562 points

SeaTurtle29
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 10:38pm UTC

mom: what do you want from mcdonalds?
me: yes
- tumblr

👍 this is good · read the comments · 30 points

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 4:30pm UTC

I wonder
what it’s like to wake up beside someone you love.
To open your eyes and the first thing you see
is them laying there sleeping peacefully.
It must be such a wonderful feeling.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 374 points

Witty Profiles

magenx15