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Member Since: 13 Aug 2011 02:19pm

Last Seen: 23 Oct 2011 07:48pm

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WE JOCK QUOTES(:
Only to see how much people spaz out.
So calm your balls.
  1. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:13am UTC
    People are Lonely
    Because they build walls instead of bridges

  2. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:06am UTC
    "In school tomorrow, we should---"
    "Tomorrow's Saturday.."
    "... oh.."

  3. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 7:09am UTC
    "You're so pretty!"
    Hell yeah I am. Clearly that's why I've been single for this long.

  4. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:57pm UTC
    A child says to his mom,
    "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick."
    In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
    Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
    "please open your eyes," but it was too late.
    His tiny heart had stopped beating.
    When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
    "I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
    STOP CHILD ABUSE

    Favorite if you're against child abuse.

  5. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 9:19am UTC
    WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME GAME,
    JUST DIFFERENT LEVELS. DEALING WITH THE SAME HELL,
    JUST DIFFERENT DEVILS. ♥

  6. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:34am UTC
    .___________.
    It's a whale
    .....How do you have friends
    ._______.
    Baby whale

  7. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 8:25am UTC
    Everyone else on here is like;
    I love him.
    He gave me my hoodie.
    We kissed in the rain.
    And I'm here like,
    "I love my cat..."

  8. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  9. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    My boyfriend is like a trampoline. . .
    I DON'T HAVE A TRAMPOLINE.

  10. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    My Last Day of Summer;
    Was today. I had NO POWER. I spent my entire day reading.♥
    Yay.

  11. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 9:40am UTC
    WE ALL HAVE
    That one friend whose dad scares the crap outta you....

  12. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:58am UTC
    It 's too bad you can't ,
    Photoshop that
    personality of yours
    ♥♥♥

  14. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 9:58am UTC
    First to like a quote
    Logging on the next day to realize it's on the top.
    and you're like:
    " I made you famous "
    FORMAT B

  15. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    **** I’m not perfect ****
    (But I’m so close it scares me)

  16. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 9:02am UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  17. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 8:19am UTC
    True Story
    I was in Hollister, looking at the skirts, when I saw a girl from my school. She was excited to see me, gave me a hug, introduced me to her family and when she left, gave me another hug and said she couldn't wait to see me when school started again.
    ♥ She has Down Syndrome ♥
    Fav if you think people shouldn't be teased or discriminated because of their disabilities.
    [♥]

  18. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    A child says to his mom,
    "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick."
    In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
    Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
    "please open your eyes," but it was too late.
    His tiny heart had stopped beating.
    When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
    "I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
    STOP CHILD ABUSE

    Favorite if you're against child abuse.

  19. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    you cry.
    i cry.
    you laugh.
    i laugh.
    you jump off a cliff.
    i laugh even harder.
    xp

  20. madz_rach madz_rach
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

:)

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