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1. madskiier101
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   August 24, 2012 12:21am UTC
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2. madskiier101
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   August 23, 2012 11:58pm UTC
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3. madskiier101
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   May 1, 2012 2:23pm UTC
   HOW TO DUBSTEP
   1. wait for bass to drop
   2. have a seizure
   
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4. madskiier101
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   September 1, 2011 6:26pm UTC
   Elementry math problems are setting a bad influence on childeren...
   "i have 10 chocoalate bars and ate 9, what do i have now??"
   Oh i dont know... OBESITY MAYBE!?!?
   
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5. madskiier101
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   August 14, 2011 2:14pm UTC
   going in the exit door and leaving through the entrance yeah thats how i roll
   
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6. madskiier101
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   August 8, 2011 11:41pm UTC
   Magic Bananas
   
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7. madskiier101
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   July 26, 2011 8:42am UTC
   H2 Ohhhhhhhhh
   
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8. madskiier101
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   July 16, 2011 8:37am UTC
   that akward moment when you are driving in the car and you stare at the car next to you to see what the person is doing and you look over they are already staring at you. AKWARD!
   
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9. madskiier101
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   July 4, 2011 8:08pm UTC
   sitting down flipping channels Dora the Explorer comes on so me of all people watch heres how it went down
   Dora- Do you see the purple tree
   Boots- Do ya do ya
   me- turn around
   Dora- i cant see it do you boots
   Boots- no
   me- Turn around
   Dora-I dont see the purple tree
   boots-me either
   me- turn the f*ck around!
   dora- still looking for the purple tree
   boots- saying stupid stuff
   me-TURN AROUND THE TREE IS BEHIND YOU
   KID SHOWS ARE VIOLENT
   
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10. madskiier101
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    June 17, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    I did not hit you! I simply high fived your face.
    
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11. madskiier101
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    June 15, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me!
    
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12. madskiier101
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    June 14, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces!
    click the <3 if this is you, I know its me!
    
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13. madskiier101
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    June 6, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    my dream guy
    I want someone who can make me lmfao
    I want someone to steal my umbrella in the pouring rain
    I want him to hold me close
    I want him to tell me he loves me
    But sooner or later he will leave me for some other girl and he will do the same thing to her until he feels he is done with her too then he will keep going and always will fell empty while the girl feels full until someone tells him stop
    
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14. madskiier101
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    May 18, 2011 6:01pm UTC
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15. madskiier101
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    May 13, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    There were three drunk guys. They called a cab, so they all got into the cab and told the cab driver where they're heading to. The cab driver notices that all three guys are drunk. So he turns on the engine and then turns it off. He said WE'RE HERE. the first guy gives him $50, then the second guy says thanks. The third guy slaps the cab driver upside the head. the cab driver thinks tht the third guy noticed tht they didnt even move an inch. So he asked why did u slap me? the third guy say SLOW DOWN NEXT TIME. YOU ALMOST F*CKING KILLED US !
    
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16. madskiier101
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    May 6, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    Is it stupid if you like your own quotes? Click the heart if yes comment if no! Thanks
    
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17. madskiier101
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    May 4, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    Hi welcome to Holister/ Abercrombie I hope you brought a gas mask, earplugs, and a flashlight thanks come again!
    
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18. madskiier101
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    May 3, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    beauty is in the eye of the beholder but sometimes you have to give the beholder a black eye!
    
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