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madmonstah

1. madmonstah
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2011 8:58pm UTC
   brainfreeze:
   "IT HURTS SO GOOD!!!!!"
   
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2. madmonstah
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2011 10:10pm UTC
   "dont hate me cause im beautiful."
   "sweety, that's not why we hate you."
   balance the light switch?
   
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3. madmonstah
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2010 10:53am UTC
   hotel hallways
   make me feel like i can run at 50 mph.
   
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4. madmonstah
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2010 8:49am UTC
   WHEN YOU MAKE A GOOD QUOTE THINKING...
   OH YEAH, THIS WILL MOST DEFINITELY MAKE TOP QUOTES.
   . .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
   . . .then later you see it has 4 favs.
   
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5. madmonstah
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2010 10:42pm UTC
   ☁
   laugh your heart out,
   dance in the rain.
   cherish the moment,
   ignore the pain.
   live laugh love,
   forgive and forget.
   life's too good
   to live with regrets.
   
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6. madmonstah
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2010 10:13pm UTC
   * * *everyone dies,
   but not everyone lives.
   
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7. madmonstah
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2010 7:20pm UTC
   even
   ✦✧ KODAK ✦✧
   couldn't capture all our moments
   
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8. madmonstah
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2010 7:13pm UTC
   "are you ticklish?"
   either way you answer, you're about to get tickled.
   so instead of saying "yes" or "no", say something like...
   "yes.
   but i have explosive diarrhea."
   
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9. madmonstah
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2010 1:21pm UTC
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   fear is a friend
   who's misunderstood.
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10. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 11:48am UTC
    fall in love or fall in hate,
    get inspired or be depressed,
    speak the truth or lie and cheat,
    dance on tables or sit in the corner,
    life is divine chaos. embrace it. forgive yourself. breathe. && enjoy the ride
    
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11. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 10:48pm UTC
    "if you're a bird,
    i'm a bird."
    -t h e n o t e b o o k
    
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12. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 3:32pm UTC
    today is just one of those days.
    -curled up on the couch with your friends.
    -snuggled under the blankets.
    -the sound of rain is flowing through your ears.
    -you're wearing your comfy sweats.
    -hot chocolate in your favorite mug.
    and to top it all off...
    you're watching The Notebook.
    
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13. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 4:09pm UTC
    who is this "whoever" person?
    'cause they're getting a lot of credit for quotes.
    
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14. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 9:45pm UTC
    that indescribable feeling
    when you climb under your
    covers after a flawless shave.
    
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15. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2010 4:42pm UTC
    ..oh, my life is
    a w k w a r d.
    
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16. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2010 4:23pm UTC
    when you say something and your friend doesn't respond its like,
    . . KAY YOU HATE ME.
    
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17. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    this ones for the girls; who say "suck my dick" than boys do.
    
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18. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2010 2:09pm UTC
    this ones for the girls;who liketorunaroundnaked.
    
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19. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 10:39pm UTC
    i hate when you and your friend recite an inside joke, and some random girl laughs. it's like...
    "...do you even know what we're talking about?"
    
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20. madmonstah
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 11:17am UTC
    i whip my hair back and forth.
    
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