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  1. neonraver7 neonraver7
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Dont be sad that roses have thorns
    Be happy that thorns have roses

  2. Armydaughter Armydaughter
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥
    I have three sides.
    1.The quiet side
    2.The fun and crazy side
    3.The side you never want to see

  3. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    I Think we'll be best friends forever.
    because we're both too lazy to find new friends.

  4. MeghanMarie MeghanMarie
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like.
    What it feels like to have perfectly straight teeth.
    To have little, dainty thighs.
    To have a flat stomach.
    To have a perfect complection.
    To have to most beautiful blue eyes.
    & to have gorgeous blonde hair that all the boys love.
    To have super long, pretty nails.
    To be wanted.
    To be needed.
    To be worth something to someone special.
    I wonder what it feels like to be comfortable in my own skin.
    I guess I'll never know.

  5. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    The ocean gets its saltiness
    From the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.

  6. xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx xxxTheRealSlimShadyxxx
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    *Me and my friend floating on tubes in her pool*
    Me: We're gonna drown here in this ocean!
    *She grabs my tube*
    Her: I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO!!!!
    Me:
    Her:
    Voldemorte:
    Unicorns:
    The pool:
    Channing Tatum:
    Harry Styles:
    Rainbows:
    Edward cullen:
    Me:.....
    Me: That was totally just a titanic moment
    Her: Ya.
    Her: This is why we're friends
    [True Story Bro]

  7. AliKatt21 AliKatt21
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Sometimes you just have to
    erase the messages,
    Delete the numbers
    & move on.
    You dont have to forget
    who that person was to you,
    But you just have to accept
    That they arent the same person anymore.

  8. dragonfly26 dragonfly26
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    I'm sorry that I don't have the biggest chest.
    I'm sorry that I'm not popular.
    I'm sorry that I'm not blonde.
    I'm sorry that I'm not very social.
    I'm sorry that I'm not rich.
    I'm sorry that I don't live in a mansion.
    I'm sorry that I'm weird.
    I'm sorry that I don't wear designer clothes.
    I'm sorry that I'm shy.
    I'm sorry that I don't have everything.
    I'm sorry I don't dye my hair.
    I'm sorry that I'm not enough for you.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    I don't jog. In fact, if you see me running, you better follow because it's likely something is chasing me.

  10. SamBeninati SamBeninati
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    i hate that feeling you get when your trying not to cry in front of someone but as soon as they ask "Are you ok?" you lose it.

  11. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:06am UTC
    Why fit in,
    when you are
    born to stand out.
    --- Dr. Suess
    format: sandrasaurus

  12. adamthepanda adamthepanda
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:24am UTC
    Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out there waiting for their first

  13. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Is it just me, or...
    whenever you're home by yourself in the summer, you belt out singing, then realize all your windows are open?

  14. foreverUS foreverUS
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    The hardest part about moving forward
    is making sure not to look back,♥

  15. sassyandulikeit98 sassyandulikeit98
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Never date your best friend.
    It gets MESSY.

  16. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    "Hey"
    2 hours later. "Hey"
    No, it's too late,
    I don't want to talk to you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. SARAHgirl5 SARAHgirl5
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Love; has 4 letters; but so
    does Hate.
    Friends;has 7 letters; but
    so doesEnemies.
    Truth; has 5 letters; but
    so does Lying...

  19. * Cait * * Cait *
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Is it weird that I wish none of this had ever happened and we were all still friends?

  20. snowcone656 snowcone656
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:43am UTC
    & is it possible,
    for my heart to be this COMPLETELY broken?!?
    <\3

:)

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