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sammy*
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February 15, 2013 3:39pm UTC

I text back embarrasingly fast or three hours later.
there is no in between.

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sammy*
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January 28, 2013 2:56pm UTC

how do i stop growing up this isn't fun anymore

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happiest*
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September 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC

this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”

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happiest*
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December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:29pm UTC

some people
come into our lives and leave
footprints on our hearts. Other people
come into our lives and
make us want to leave footprints
all over their face.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
yall know
yall know just what i mean

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jimmy365
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January 26, 2013 12:22pm UTC

friend: what does witty even mean
me: witty means family. and family means
nobody gets left behind. or forgotten.
friend: that's actually kind of touching
other friend: that's actually kind of gay
me: that's also what witty means
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:02am UTC

i put the hot in
psychotic
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EdSheeran
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February 26, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else
Normal guy: I really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow
Normal guy: Let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms
Normal guy: I want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
Normal guy: She's a cr-ck wh-re pr-stitute
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man
Normal guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: lately I've been waking up alone paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
Normal guy: gonna get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol

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kristabff
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June 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~
REJECTED
© format by: h0peful

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happiest*
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November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:12pm UTC

friends
are a lot like snowmen.
they dissapear when you pee on them.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:08am UTC

i hear the center of
the earth is pretty
hard core
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 11:40am UTC

i hope my nintendogs are alright
i haven't fed them in
6 years
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 5:13pm UTC

YEARS FROM NOW,
I HOPE WE ARE STILL IN EACHOTHER'S LIVES.

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jimmy365
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January 28, 2013 1:40pm UTC

me: starts walking
me: becomes self conscious about
what arms are supposed to do
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:53pm UTC

bad eyesight
do you remember being in school and
taking off your glasses to
maybe clean them and then some
little kid asks you ‘how many
fingERS AM I HOLDING UP L O L????’
and you just sit there and think
none because I will chop them all
off stupid i am not blind jesus christ i
just have bad eyesight
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:00am UTC

me: why does no one like me
person: i like you
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:08am UTC

if you're
going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 8:56pm UTC

person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fricken gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe really well
me: chokes
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 12:16pm UTC

the awful moment
when you finish a good book and have to
face the reality of your boring life
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