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  1. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    I'm at a wedding and after their vows,
    the pastor said
    "you may now update your Twitters and Facebooks"
    The bride and groom took out their
    phones and took a selfie.
    then kissed.
    ah 21st century couples!

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    No matter how hard you try
    to get over someone you once loved,
    you’ll still have feelings for them,
    remembering the way things used to be
    and how they are now.
    And sometimes, you still want everything to be
    how it used to be and time is supposed to ease the pain
    but it’s not that easy when it comes to love.
    This is precisely why even though we’ve been apart
    for a while, I still can’t help but wonder how your life is
    because we used to be so close and I can’t help but wonder
    if your heart beats a little faster, like mine does,
    everytime I think of you.

  3. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    You're just one heart break closer
    to your happily ever after.

  4. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    That's so fetch.

  5. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Sometimes they don't chase you when you walk away,
    because they know you'll be back.

  6. DenaAnn DenaAnn
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    3 years ago,
    On this day, an amazing man left this world. He was the best grandfather, and I couldn't of asked for a better one. I wish he wouldn't of left this earth so soon, but I guess it was his time to go. I have his eyes, and I'm so glad I do. To me, he had the most amazing eyes I'd ever seen. And I still think that. To this day, I still cry when I think of him. But from now on, I will not mourn his death, but celebrate the beautiful life he got to live. I know he'd want me to smile. He'd be proud of me that I got this far. I'll always remember all the great things he has done for me.
    I love you grandpa. You're missed dearly by everyone. I hope the angels are treating you well up in Heaven. ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. MindFucked MindFucked
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Texting five people,
    And telling four of them you're going to bed, just so you can spend the rest of the night texting the one person that you like.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    I want to start making short love stories on witty. Some sad, some happy. Would any of you read them?:x

  10. 3picPrinc3sSx 3picPrinc3sSx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    She's just another girl,
    who will never get noticed by him
    He's just another guy,
    who thinks she's too good for him

  11. Alfie* Alfie*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Parents when we were 7: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
    Parents now: COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM!
    tumblr

  12. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Let's look at the Top Quotes!
    Complaing.
    Inspirational.
    Love.
    Complaining.
    Complaining.
    One Direction.
    School.
    Food.
    Complaining.
    Funny.
    Even funnier.
    One Direction.
    Complaining.
    Inspirational.
    Oh look, more complaing.

  13. Chlohoey Chlohoey
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    aaaand here come the
    seemingly endless quotes about
    one direction being a band for two years
    kill me

  14. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Just to think I was at the premier of
    The Dark Knight Rises last night..
    That's not even inhuman to kill innocent people.
    My prayers go out to the injured, their families, and the families of those who lost somebody at the shooting♄

  15. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    We Are Teens #16:
    When the person who started the
    drama complains that they hate drama -_-

  16. BeautifulMonsterr BeautifulMonsterr
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    The concept of "YOLO"
    isn't to go smoke, drink, and make an a*s of yourself.
    it is to go out
    and do something with your life that matters♥
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

  17. Lexxie23 Lexxie23
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    BELIEVE IT OR NOT BUT,
    THERE'S SOMEBODY OUT THERE WAITING
    TO MEET SOMEONE
    JUST. LIKE. YOU.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. LinaBina LinaBina
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:45am UTC
    No,
    I'm not jealous of her because she has every single guy drooling over her.
    I'm jealous of her because she has YOU drooling over her.
    format by neversaynever16

  20. emily626 emily626
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    I wonder if you ever
    just stop and think
    "Man, I miss her."
    format by julietechoecho

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