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maddo143

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Member Since: 21 Aug 2011 11:35pm

Last Seen: 30 Oct 2012 11:46am

Birthday: November 23

Gender: F

user id: 210151

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Heyy there! I'm Maddie, and I'm an emotional wreck. I'm a freshman in highschool and I love cheerleading. My favorite color is pink and I like boys. Especially justin bieber, ahh ♥ Hakuna matata ~ Follow me i follow backk. Follow me on instagramm; maddo143. Eeeee okay bye beautiful ♥ follow me on tumblr --> i follow back! :)http://maddiekaiser143.tumblr.com/

maddo143
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Why would you push someone so far and be such a bully to make them want to commit suicide? idek anymore..

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maddo143
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September 1, 2012 1:07am UTC

don't hover over this quote.

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maddo143
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 12:27pm UTC

white lips,
pale face, breathing in snowflakes.
burnt lungs,
\\\\\\\\\\ sour taste. //////////
lights gone, days end,
struggling to pay rent,
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long nights, strang men.
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maddo143
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 12:23pm UTC

*Me at the doctors office*
Me: Ew it smells in here
Me: Why is the lady taking forever
Me: Okay screw this I'm leaving
Me: Oh there you are
Me: I thought you had gotten shot
Me: Lololol what if a robber just burst through the window
Me: Then he would need some medicial assistance
Me: Hahahaha
Mom: Honey, why are you laughing?
Me: Oh uhh, I saw a bug. Silly bug.
Me: Good cover *pats self on back*
Me: HOOOLY ASDFGHJKL THAT LOOKS LIKE A NEEDLE
Me: GET ME OUT OF HERE
Me: F.UCK ALL OF YOU
Me: Oh, that wasn't so bad.
Me: JK THAT F.UCKING HURT LIKE A B.ITCH
Me: No prize?
Me: Die, peasant.

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maddo143
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 10:08pm UTC

I don't get this quote. would someone like to explain?
What is a word made up of 4 letters,
yet is also made up of 3.
Although is written with 8 letters,
and then with 4.
Rarely consists of 6,
and never is written with 5.
Fave if you get it.
-nmq.nmf-

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maddo143
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:41pm UTC

BLUE EYES - People with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind, and polite. Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Can be very distant, Loves to please the one they care for or love, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days if you havent in the last 5 days.

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maddo143
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:16pm UTC

I have CDO. It's kind of like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order.
...as they should be.

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maddo143
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 11:06pm UTC

*Mean Girls*
Karen: If you're from Africa, how come you're white?
Gretchen: OH MY GOD KAREN, YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND ASKING PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE WHITE!

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maddo143
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:41pm UTC

*Mean Gils*
Karen: If you're from Africa, how come you're white?
Damian: OH MY GOD KAREN, YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND ASKING PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE WHITE!

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maddo143
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:02pm UTC

hold your cursor over this quote if you're insecure.
landoniswitty's format. leave credit!

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maddo143
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July 23, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Friend: I'm gonna go buy every shirt you own and wear it better, go date all the guys that don't find you attractive, go become friends with all of your best friends and have them like me better, go wear my make up how you used to wear it but make sure guys find it way better on me, and I'm going to go steal your boyfriend.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ok
*Me on the inside*:* JSFUSDFUDFSHUDFSHUSADISASAD SHUT THE FFFF AHHH IM GONNA PUSH YOU OFF A HMPPPPHHHHHHFFHHH ASIASHISHISADHFDHS ASHSIOS DSHDFUFDSINAHFISDHUDSDFH AND THEN IM GONNA FSDIHFISDHSDUFIHFDUSIHDFSUHFDSHDF

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maddo143
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 2:09pm UTC

IT'S NOT UR.
It's your/you're.
IT'S NOT U.
It's you.
IT'S NOT LUV
It's love.
AND IT'S NOT LUV U OR I LOVE U OR LUV YA.
It's I love you.
♥
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maddo143
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 2:05pm UTC

*Me with headphones on*
Justin Bieber: Hi
Santa Claus: Heyy
Cody Simpson: Hey shawty
Cher Lloyd: Heyy gurrl!
P!nk: How you doing?
Chris Brown: Aye
Rihanna: Heyyyyyy
Selena Gomez: Hi :)
*Me without headphones on*
*Crickets*

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maddo143
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 11:43pm UTC

I see all of these British people wearing shirts with their country's flag on it.
I'm American, you don't see me wearing my flag everyday. ---

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maddo143
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Who else has noticed that in every Spongebob episode the
menu prices chage?

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maddo143
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 11:38pm UTC

I want a guy who will eat ice cream at any hour with me.
A guy who will stay up all night just to talk to me. A guy who will surprise me with a hug randomly. I want a guy who will make fun of me and will let me make fun of him back. A guy who will purposley try to trip me just to catch me. A guy who will love me for me, and not my looks. Is that too much to ask? ♥

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maddo143
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 2:24pm UTC

I wish I could live
life with out caring what people think of me
and do things that make
ME HAPPY.
♥

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maddo143
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 5:20pm UTC

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Remaking old quotes with prettier
formats and hoping for more
faves.
iCreateFormatsYouUse

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maddo143
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:13pm UTC

the great things in life;
eating when you're starving.
long hugs.
first kisses.
holding hands.
taking hot showers.
sunny days.
good test scores.
making new friends.
trying something new and succeeding.
new shoes.
perfect tan lines.
shower singing.
bonfires.
when your hair turns out perfect.
falling in love. ♥

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maddo143
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:06pm UTC

When your day turns out perfect.

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