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  1. maddieisurs maddieisurs
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    I wanna just PROVE HER WRONG!!

  2. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    May 15, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    follow? instagram? maddieisurs

  3. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    May 15, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    The Reality Of My Fantasy
    Ivy, I am SOOO happy you don't party at that teenable lodge. my mom says watching the news on a another teen drug overdose at the teenable lodge. Yea, mom..so am I! I say. Anyway Ives, i will be gone for 6:32 P.M to 1:27 A.M. ok, mom i'll be home by 8:25
    Bree: you coming tonight?
    You: i'm not, sorry......
    Bree: why the hell not!?!?!?
    You: not feelin up to it...
    Bree: YOUR GOING IVY NICOLE SWEET!!!
    You: sorrz...G2G
    Bree: YOUR GOING!!! IM PICKIN U UP @ 7!
    I threw my phone towards a white furry pillow on the floor. It makes it...barely. Then I flop on to my bed, in my sweat shirt and my PJ pants. I lay there staring at the college I made of Jesse Mcartney, Lil Wayne, the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber,Cody Simpson, One Direction, and Mindless Behavior from 4 on. at 6:45 i hear the front door open and i hear a bunch of girls giggling. I groan. I hear a group of footsteps coming to the upstairs. Then my friends Annie,Lexis,Bree, Ariel, Carli, Maya and Haley burst through my light plum door. I groan again. Come on, Ivy! get ready! Ariel's mom will pick us all up in 1 hour and 15 minutes! Bree says. no! I don't wanna go this week. I say. Annie and Haley grab my arms and pull me off my bed and onto my vanity chair. I sit there while Annie and Lexis put on my plain jane make-up and Ariel and Haley pack my ("slutty girl couture" as my mom calls it) stuff in a big tote. Bree and Carli pick out the clothes i am supposed to wear.. brown cordory pants and a purple turtle neck and a gray sweater with black moccasins with yellow bows . but thats what we all wear pre-lodge. (a.k.a the club for people 13-21.) But then we all look hot for the lodge. My friends then make me get dressed for "the movies". then we go down stairs and we walk towards the kitchen when we hear a car beep. we all run to grab our totes and run out to the car quickly. we open the SUV door and all climb into it. Ariel's mom backs out of the driveway and takes us to braidwalk theateres. we get out and walk clumsly towards the door and say thank you for the ride, and we walk straight into the women's bathroom to change out of these fugly clothes. We went in geeks and came out cute! we walk across the street to the lodge, the bouncer lets us in quickly. we directly go to the bar to get drinks. i get a skinny mini mango martini and my friends have shirley temples. we sip on them and then we go to dance. Ariel pokes my side and say there a blonde guy checking me out. i gasp. he's hot! Omg! he's fine! But I don't think he's checking me out. he's prob checkin bree out. Bree rolls her eyes. he's checkin you out out she insists. no he's not. I say. yea he is!! they say.no he's not.....he's checkin one out! IVY SHUT THE HELL UP! he's checkin you out! then he starts to walk towards us. he walks right to me. but then he walks past me and to the guy behind me. he starts FLIRTING WITH HIM! we all look at each other and burst out laughing! Then we down all of our drinks. Ew! Lexis notices a skanky group of girls. We follow her eyes to them and gag!

  4. maddieisurs maddieisurs
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:04am UTC
    I think i'm gunna just stop eating....theres no reason to anymore...

  5. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    May 12, 2012 9:08pm UTC
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  6. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    May 12, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    can anyone recomend some websites that have stuff on it. becaise i wanna redo my profile!!
    -thanks maddie :)

  7. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    May 10, 2012 10:24am UTC
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins......

  8. maddieisurs maddieisurs
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    I am tired of life.......

  9. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    May 2, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    "Was that a baby I heard cry? No, of course not, they've all...died.
    But sometimes, when I go too fast, some of them come out...alive.
    It bothers me, the sound of their cries...seeing the expression in their eyes.
    And having to wait... for them to die.
    What's taking so long? I can't stand this heat.
    What's that you say? You can't find the feet?
    You have the arms, the legs, the fingers and toes, the torso the head and the button nose?
    Well, I don't get paid for counting fingers and toes, so.
    Hurry up and find those feet! Can't you see, I've got a quota to meet!
    How many babies have I aborted so far? To be exact, ten thousand and three.
    How much do I make? For every baby that I abort I make a five hundred dollar fee.
    Any problems later on? Not for me! Thank Heaven, that makes twenty...
    That's the last baby...we do today. So if you'll lock up, I think I'll leave.
    I've a pain in my chest, and it's hard to breath...
    Why is it so hot in here, and what's that terrible smell?
    You say it's so hot because I've died and gone to Hell?
    But that's impossible! I'm a fine upstanding doctor, and I've always done so well."
    "I know, I was with you, step by step, as you descended into Hell.
    Oh no, don't blame me, blame yourself. You had... a CHOICE!!!
    And you're not a Doctor down here, so lower your voice.
    What's taking so long? Hurry up and scrape him off the floor.
    It's time for him to die some more. One die, two die, three die, four...
    Stop that screaming.. it wont' help you anymore.
    What's that you say? Just let you die? No, I am afraid not, my son.
    You see, I've waited for you a lifetime, and my fun... has just begun. Ohhh, how long will it take? I thought you knew...
    It will take an eternity... for you."

  10. maddieisurs maddieisurs
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    I've had issues with myself since i could remember. but no ones knows...

  11. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    May 1, 2012 5:52pm UTC
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  12. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    April 30, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    I deleted my Facebook today.
    Because i decided i didn't need the stress
    Anymore....

  13. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    April 30, 2012 5:40pm UTC
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  14. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    April 29, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    i serously hate my 99% of my friends right now!!

  15. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    April 28, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    i am so freakn' messed up! no wonder i'm so alone.

  16. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    April 28, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    you are my sunshine my only sunshine, you make me happy when skys are gray. (:

  17. maddieisurs maddieisurs
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    My Crush:
    Say your crush's name 6 times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide whats more important: love, or 10 million dollars.
    Now make another wish about love or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "my crush,"
    and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush!

  18. maddieisurs maddieisurs
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    i'm sick and i get a text from my crush, i think omg he wants to know how i'm feeling!!!!!! then i read it and it said carly is bringing ur books to your door. my day = ruined

  19. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    April 25, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    wow.... i must be a damn good actress no one can see through my fake smile and laugh....

  20. maddieisurs maddieisurs
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    April 25, 2012 7:02pm UTC
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