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  1. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 11:53am UTC
    How Guys
    Flirt 101:
    >He stares at you a lot
    >He hits you a lot (playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops in his head to start a conversation with you
    >He yells, "HI" to your mom when she picks u up from school
    >He tries to make you laugh even if he gets hurt in the process
    >His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    >You hung up on him. He called back.
    >He invites you on a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing.
    >He imitates your laugh to make you laugh more
    >He remembers little things you mention in casual conversations
    >He sometimes stares into your eyes
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    OK STOP!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this!!
    If you dont repost this you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!!
    Repost in 15 minutes and your wish will come true in 5 days
    Repost in 10 minutes and it will come true in 3 days
    Repost in 5 minutes and it will come true in 1 day
    good luck!!

  2. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    yeah, that's cool.
    go ahead,
    talk about it to me.
    i'm so glad
    you had fun.
    you know, next time?
    maybe you should
    invite me too.

  3. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    PICTURE THIS:
    you are home alone
    peeing with the door open ;)
    ....then your dog walks in
    AWKWARD.

  4. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    Write on a sheet of paper, p.s. its fun to see what you get!!
    #1 a person of the opposite gender.
    #2 red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3 your first initial
    #4 your month of birth
    #5 black or white
    #6 a person of your same gender
    #7california or florida
    #8 lake or ocean
    #9 a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    ANSWERS!!
    1. you are COMPLETELY in love with this person
    2.red: youre alert and youre life is full of love
    black: youre conservative and aggressive
    green: your soul is laid back and you are relaxed
    blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from your love
    yellow: you are a very happy personand give good advice to those who aredown
    3. a-k you have a lot of love and friendship in your life (lucky ;))
    l-r you try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    s-z you like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. jan-mar: the year will go very well and you will discover that you fall in love with someone unexpected
    apr-june: you will have a strong love relationship that wont last long but the memories will
    july-sep: you will have a great year and a major life changing experience for the good
    oct-dec:your love life wont be great but you will find your soul mate eventually
    5. black: yoour life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard fo r you at the time but you will be glad later
    white: you will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, you may not realize it though
    6. this person is your BEST friend
    7: cali: you like adventures
    florida: youre laid back
    8. lake you are loyal to your friends and your love, and you are verey reserved
    ocean: you are spontaneous and like to please others
    9:this wish will come true if you repost this on your profile in the next hour...before your next birthday even ;)

  5. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Write on a sheet of paper, p.s. its fun to see what you get!!
    #1 a person of the opposite gender.
    #2 red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3 your first initial
    #4 your month of birth
    #5 black or white
    #6 a person of your same gender
    #7california or florida
    #8 lake or ocean
    #9 a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    ANSWERS!!
    1. you are COMPLETELY in love with this person
    2.red: youre alert and youre life is full of love
    black: youre conservative and aggressive
    green: your soul is laid back and you are relaxed
    blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from your love
    yellow: you are a very happy personand give good advice to those who aredown
    3. a-k you have a lot of love and friendship in your life (lucky ;))
    l-r you try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    s-z you like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. jan-mar: the year will go very well and you will discover that you fall in love with someone unexpected
    apr-june: you will have a strong love relationship that wont last long but the memories will
    july-sep: you will have a great year and a major life changing experience for the good
    oct-dec:your love life wont be great but you will find your soul mate eventually
    5. black: yoour life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard fo r you at the time but you will be glad later
    white: you will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, you may not realize it though
    6. this person is your BEST friend
    7: cali: you like adventures
    florida: youre laid back
    8. lake you are loyal to your friends and your love, and you are verey reserved
    ocean: you are spontaneous and like to please others
    9:this wish will come true if you repost this on your profile in the next hour...before your next birthday even ;)

  6. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    THE REASON I LIKE TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE & LISTEN TO THEIR PROBLEMS
    ---------------------------------------------is so that i dont have to deal with my o w n------------------------------------------------

  7. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    a perfect guy
    give her your hoodie
    leave her cute messages
    tell her shes beautiful
    giver a big t shirt to sleep in
    kiss her by your friends
    let her mess with your hair
    look in her eyes when she talks to you
    just walk around with her
    forgive her mistakes
    hold her hand around your friends and in private
    let her fall asleep in your arms
    stay up with her if shes sick
    watch her favorite movie with her
    come up and grab her by the waist
    remember:
    dont talk about other girls around her
    if you love her others shouldnt matter
    when shes sad, hang with her
    let her know she is important
    kiss her in the pouring rain
    when you fall in love with her tell her
    love her like youve never loved anyone else
    answer her phone calls no matter what
    guys repost as "id do this for her"
    girls repost as "a perfect guy"
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    :)If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you

  8. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    "if you love god repost this. if you love satan keep scrolling"
    I was told to repost this if i loved God ^^
    well, i do love Him, but i don't think just reposting
    a quote shows that. i think you should actually
    go out into the world and do something good
    for someone else. DO something to show you
    love God, not just forward a message or like a post.
    to me, it makes no sense.
    thanks for reading <3

  9. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    alright, ive made a decision. I DONT CARE what other people think.not anymore. im just gonna laugh my way through any tough situations and see what happens. its gonna be fun :)

  10. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    SHE SAYS...
    she says we are close friends and sometimes acts like it, too. she says she cares about how I feel. she says she's sorry she couldnt come. she's happy and excited to see me. she could have sworn she told me about him. she would never lie to me. i'm one of her best friends.
    ...or so she says.

  11. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    be - YOU - tiful <3

  12. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    everybody has a "best frIend', soMeone they do everythIng with. everyone knowS their "beSt friend" will always be tHere for thEm....Right? </3

  13. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:25am UTC
    My Crush <3
    Say your crushes name six times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush"
    And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush!

  14. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    how do you really think of me? as your friend....or as a replacement if no one else is there?
    how do you really think i feel? you think im happy when i see you with them and im alone?
    how do you really think of her? are you friends with her? though you talk about her to me behind her back?
    why dont you talk to me anymore? is it just me...or have [you changed]?

  15. madddie madddie
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Tomorrow:I AM going to hang out with some of my friends. NOT wish I could be what I’m not.
    Next Week:I AM going to talk to peopleto become closer with them. NOT shy away and avoid conversation.
    This Month: I AM going to have a group thatI know I can be a part of. NOT feel like a fifth wheel.
    This Year: I AM going to smile because of my friends. NOT frown because of my enemies.
    Forever:I AM going to keep my friends close. NOT let them just drift away.
    I.WILL.LIVE.MY.LIFE…NOW <3

:)

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