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mackerman87

1. mackerman87
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2011 4:34pm UTC
   1) Hold your breath.
   2) like this quote.
   3)Put this as your quote. (While holding your breath)
   4) If you were holding your breath the whole time, You are a good kisser.
   
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2. mackerman87
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 8:12pm UTC
   If you can't say it to my face , atleast go to the store and buy a pare of balls there 50% off . Make sure to sew them on , since you can't grow them, thanks broo.
   
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3. mackerman87
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 9:34am UTC
   This Is Called The Eye Test!
   Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
   Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   Now Look For The 'N' : This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
   Now Find The Mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ
   Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
   10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
   Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite!
   
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4. mackerman87
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 6:50pm UTC
   & don't you worry your pretty little mind,
   people throw rocks at things that shine.
   
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5. mackerman87
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 1:12pm UTC
   5) what annoys you the more than anything?
   bugs! ew i hate them .
   
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6. mackerman87
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 1:11pm UTC
   4) list 3 of your favorite movies.
   1. anything scary
   2. norbit
   3. toothfairy
   
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7. mackerman87
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 4:52pm UTC
   3) THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE
   every one who's not fake
   
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8. mackerman87
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 4:47pm UTC
   2) relation ship status
   SINGLE
   
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9. mackerman87
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 4:42pm UTC
   1) introduce your self with a lyric .
   i heard you're doin' you, and you heard i'm doin' better and all i had to do was put two and two together, but that just makes four not forever♥
   
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10. mackerman87
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    12 DAY CHALLENGE
    1) introduce yourself with a lyric.
    2) describe your relationship status.
    3) who are the most important people in your life?
    4) list 3 of your favourite movies.
    5) what annoys you the more than anything?
    6) what's your favourite book?
    7) Describe your personality with five words.
    8) What do you do for education/work?
    9) What's your favorite TV show?
    10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
    11) How many quotes have you made so far?
    12) What would you like to do in the next ten years?
    
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11. mackerman87
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    i know they say
    first love is the
    sweetest,
    ,
    but that first cut
    is the deepest..
    -Drake
    
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12. mackerman87
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    you're not crazy, you're just single
    and singleness is one hell of a drug♥
    
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13. mackerman87
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. mackerman87
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    hi .
    
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