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  1. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    EVERYTIME I GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
    you drift so far away.

  2. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Being replaced is the worst feeling ever. One moment you think that you mean the world to someone, and then before you know it, you're all alone.

  3. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Remember, you are not the only one thats broken.

  4. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Bros before hoes.
    She is NOT a hoe & if you think she is then you certainly aren't a bro.

  5. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    When people say,
    "I'm good at it, I just don't try"

  6. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    Take me to a place where doors are
    < o p e n >
    A lovely little place where no one's
    b / r /o / k / e / n

  7. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    congratulations
    you just passed the witty profiles test.

  8. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    EVERY SONG
    where I think the lyrics start
    _____|______|_________________________
    where they actually start

  9. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    D T B B F
    down to build blanket forts.

  10. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    that moment
    when a sentence doesn't end how you think it unicorn.

  11. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Preschool: Stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything
    Grade School: Tell you it's a lot harder in High School
    High School: Tell you it's a lot harder in College
    College: Tell you it's a lot harder in the real world
    The real world: Stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything

  12. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    " I bet you read this
    because you though it
    was abou t One Direction."
    - Sorry, Not Sorry.
    format credit to OneDirection *dont hate* I LIKE THEM.

  13. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    High School
    is where you find bridesmaids not your husband.

  14. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    "you look tired"
    is just a nicer way for your friends to tell you that you look like S***.

  15. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    What's on your mind? him. FOOD!
    Share

  16. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    MOST DIFFICULT DECISION :
    A) look cute and wear eye make-up.
    B) be able to rub my eyeballs whenever I please.

  17. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Happiness starts with
    one word
    one text
    one song
    one joke
    one hug
    one kiss
    « and ends with one mistake»

  18. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    do you rememeber,
    PLAYING MASH?

  19. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    90's kids remember
    "Yo, tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. I really, really, really wanna zigga zig ahh"♥

  20. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    before school: Meh, I guess I look ok.
    during school: Oh my god. How did I possibly leave the house looking like this?!
    before bed: Wait, I actually look good. What is this sorcery?

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