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Dman123 · 1 decade ago
Hiiiiiiiiii Maceigh how u doin

almost · 1 decade ago
It might be a little hard to read the reply on my profile, lol I need to fix that..

maceigh · 1 decade ago
haha it's ok, I could read it!

mwittym · 1 decade ago
no problem. i usually go on random faving sprees. your quotes are awesome :)

sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
That song reminds me when I was in like year 5 and we were singing that song as a performance in music and one of my friends sang the ' ON THE BEACH' bit. Yeah... the teacher got the sh/ts and we didn't win :(
Hmm... what are some good songs? Like... I need more for my phone and can't decide... any suggestions?
It's really really hot today and tomorrow, I'm going down the coast where I have a beach house! Yahh! That means no uploading, so I'm not going to be uploading until Monday when I go back to school.
So, chapter 5 is up (: It's boring but the next chapters to come are going to start getting interesting. Andi is going to America after all c;
I need your help, I want to find an actress or something. It can be a singer, actress, model or just some random... it can even be you to play Jesses girl. Hehhehee, that's a song. Anywayss, you know like the girl Jesse has been seen with? Yeah her.
Thankyou all so much for all the support, I've got over 1700 followers thanks to you and am getting 300 faves on my chapters. That means heaps to me *hugs through internet*

sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Suppidy dup!
...that sounded WAY cooler in my head and now that I'm reading it again, it sounds weird but I'll keep it there anyway.
So, I uploaded chapter four of I Met Him On Omegle, make sure you commmennnttt (:
Hm... what to say, what to say. Well, I met this guy on Witty ;) Me and a couple of friends went on Skype with him. He had a really, really, really hot friend and they were American but the original guy was a d/ck.
What a boring story.
I'd be a horrible story teller.
In my primary school, we used to do this thing called 'Circle Time.' The teacher would ask a question and we all had to answer it when we held the ball which was past around. The question was usually something deep.
Question: *enter dramatic question here*
Me: *Answers dramatically* ((hands ball to you))
You: *Answer with some inspirational quote*

sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Heyheyhey! c:
Well, it is 12:13pm on Saturday in Sydney, Australia. It is 21 degrees Celsius and the wind is coming at 37km/h. Today, the temperate is going to get to 24 degrees Celsius and will go as low as 9 degrees Celsius at night. Thanks for listening, I'm Maria. Stay tune for more daily weather forecasts.
That was a fun fact, wasn't it?
Okay, so maybe you didn't need to know that but if one of you live in Sydney, Australia at least you know the weather! (:
I could like, never ever been a weather reporter. Or I could do mean girls style.
"Its 60 degrees and there's a 30% chance that its already raining." *feels boob*
New chapter's up, lovely

lollipopszx3 · 1 decade ago
The movie's Pitch Perfect and it's coming out October 5th (:

sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I bet you guys are getting flustered from Marios amazing pick up line skills or whatever you'd call them.
That or you're like, 'D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur.An O-L-D man, you're just an old man. Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan. Old man, why are you staring at me Mac on me and my friends, it's kind creepy. You should be prowling around the old folks home. Come on dude, leave us alone.
Yeepp... uh, so there isn't a new chapter or maybe there is ;) I'm not telling mwahhhhaaahhhhaaa
Byyee (: && sorry that this reminder is late! I had to go somewhere and didn't get enough time to finish.
** If you want a reminder you have to keep commenting, sorry, it's just easier for me :)

RomanceOnARocketshipp · 1 decade ago
Thank you c:
I needed that.
You made my day. c:

maryxoxo · 1 decade ago
New Chapter Babe!

maryxoxo · 1 decade ago
New Chapter Babe! :)

maryxoxo · 1 decade ago
Chapter 3 and 4 are up! sorry i didn't notify!

maryxoxo · 1 decade ago
Next chapter is up!

maryxoxo · 1 decade ago
The prologue is up if you wanna see the story!
Love ya Babe.

s3lfiz4lyf · 1 decade ago
thank you! I just don't know, she's been drinking more and more every night because she think it's the only was she can be happy. I'm beginning to notice more scars on her wrist. Usually in our friendship she was the one who told ME everything would be okay while I feel apart. She wiped my tears away and now I don't know what to do. She doesn't want anyone to help her. She thinks she's strong enough for herself.

iHeartMEaloott · 1 decade ago
Aw thanks!! I love your quotes, say hi to your new follower! :D

SparksFly34 · 1 decade ago
Are you sure?

ZoeBoe · 1 decade ago
thx for the fav!

maryxoxo · 1 decade ago
What's his name you can be the main character and he can be your boyfriend.

ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted · 1 decade ago
Same here. I was listening and then I was like, WITTY MATERIAL. I facking love that song so much.


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