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maceigh
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 10:07pm UTC

Romeo & Juliet is not a love story.
It's a 3-day relationship between a 13-year-old and a 17-year-old
that causes 6 deaths.
Sincerely,
everyone who actually read it.

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maceigh
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 4:36pm UTC

highlight below if you think
you're ugly.
{ LIAR!You are BEAUTIFUL♥

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maceigh
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 10:05pm UTC

"Sorry" & "My bad"
mean the same thing.
Unless you're at a funeral.

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maceigh
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:56pm UTC

people who forget my
name:
5% people I just met
20% teachers
75% my Mom

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maceigh
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 9:41pm UTC

That moment when you
realize
[x] [x] [x]
{that if it weren't for YouTube}
you would have no idea
♥
how to put makeup on

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maceigh
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 4:38pm UTC

credittoforgeter
AT SCHOOL:
What is my teacher saying? This is stupid. How do I spell my name again? That boy is cute. I am so dumb, I dont understand what anyone is saying.
So then 1279593+ 2374932 = potatoe, Right?
credittoforgeter
IN THE SHOWER:
What is the meaning of life? Why is the sky blue? Oh my god, I know how to solve all of the worlds problems! Why am I not the president? I am such a genius!

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maceigh
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Admit it,
When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.

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maceigh
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Send me a picture of your beautiful self!
This time take it off
Take it off?
The make-up. You're perfect without it.

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maceigh
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 11:45pm UTC

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wunbo,
wumboing, wumbology, the study of
wumbo.... come on spongebob, this is first
grade!
remember this?

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maceigh
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 3:24pm UTC

If girls think that other girls are pretty,
Do guys think that other guys are handsome?
♥

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maceigh
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 5:19pm UTC

am I the only one
who wishes that i could dance like the kids on dance moms?
♥

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maceigh
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 5:08pm UTC

always
feeling tempted to write on foggy windows
♥

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maceigh
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Am I the Only One
who feels prettier in my sweat pants and t-shirt
then when I'm all dressed up.

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maceigh
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 9:30pm UTC

"Dude, he just called you short!"
"OH hell no! LIFT ME UP!"

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maceigh
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 9:27pm UTC

"Hi, may I help you?"
"No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say Hi!"

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maceigh
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Cashier: "Is that everything?"
Me: "No, I'd also like all of this invisible stuff too."

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maceigh
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 5:59pm UTC

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maceigh
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 11:28am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
girls spend their whole childhood playing with barbies,
and the rest of their lives trying to look like barbies.

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maceigh
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 4:50pm UTC

fave & comment on this quote
& i will write something on your profile that makes you smile.
i promise.

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maceigh
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 2:44pm UTC

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