mEgaNroX010

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mEgaNroX010

Status: Living life while its good to me

Member Since: 18 Jan 2010 04:47pm

Last Seen: 20 Jan 2013 07:21pm

Location: Bikini Bottom

user id: 98962

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Hi there, I'm Megan
I like pizza, kitties, soccer, and theatre.
That's pretty much it..
You can follow me on Twitter: @megan_ellisxx
You can follow me on instagram: @megan_ellisxx
You can snapchat me (although i may not reply if you're a creep) : @megan_ellisxx
So yeah, enjoy my witty
It's here for your entertainment
Ladies and gentlemen, Megan has left the building

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:23pm UTC

"Sometimes, life has to get really ugly before it gets pretty."
nmf

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 10:11pm UTC

800 Dollars for an iPhone?
Siri better know the secret formula for the Krabby Patty.
Format: meganrox010

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Me: *Stalking crush on facebook*
Me: *Accidentally likes status from 2009*
Me: *Deletes facebook*
Me: *Sets computer on fire*
nmq

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 7:51pm UTC

You realize your childhood is over
when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch.

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 3:08pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
come to think of it, your whole life is awkward. So the moment never passes.
Format: meganrox010

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 2:52pm UTC

Female Pains #1:
When you're earing falls out.
Gone forever.
Format: meganrox010

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Why can't I just be perfect?

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Don't you understand?
I don't want to loose you.
Format: twilightgirl995

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 12:25pm UTC

A GIRL CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, WORST ENEMY
OR THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU
IT JUST DEPENDS ON HOW YOU TREAT HER.

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 12:19pm UTC

I love you.
FOR ALL THAT YOU ARE,
all that you have been,
And all that you're
yet to be.

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 8:45pm UTC

How to Get a Top Quote
Write a good quote.
Gee, thanks.

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Me attempting to clean my room:
Me: Alright, it's time to clean
Me: Why don't I turn on the radio..not like its gonna hurt anyone
Me: IM AT A PAYPHONEEEE TRYING TO CALL HOMEEE
Me: This song is so overplayed
Me: Oh hey, its that toy I won in the crane machine in the 4th grade..
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Mom:
Dad:
Dog:
George Washington:
Selena Gomez:
One Direction:
Me: *Plays with it*
Me: Alright, get back to cleaning
Me: I wonder if there's any new top quotes since 5 minutes ago
Me: Nope..
Me: Well what a predicamate I'm in
Me: Maybe I'll share it with my witty friends
Me: *Makes quote about it*
And thus, here I am
(n((( ": :: : " df " dkfnsdkj
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on bo

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:15pm UTC

When your sibling is suddenly nice to you,
and you're just like "..who are you?"

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Did you know:
The year 2012 has 3 Friday the 13ths, and they are all exactly 13 weeks apart.
MIND=BLOWN.
format by HudaMan23

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:45pm UTC

You are not ignoring anyone
When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them.
Well, Steve's noticing too.

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 11:07pm UTC

You don't have to feel
LIKE A WASTED SPACE.
You're original,
Cannot be replaced.
Layout credit: wittycause

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC

That amazing moment
when you think of a good quote
right before you go to bed.
That depressing moment
when you wake up
and you forgot it.

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 10:31am UTC

Teenage Post #1385
Why does facebook even
give me the option to "like"
my own status?
Of course I like my own status.
I'm hilarious.
format by HudaMan23

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Don't waste your time
giving someone a
second chance,
when there is someone
better out there
Waiting for their first.

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mEgaNroX010
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Me: Im going to go on a diet this summer
Ice Cream Truck: Allow me to play the song of my people
(n((( ": :: : " df " dkfnsdkj
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on bo

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