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lynzee

1. lynzee
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2013 8:54pm UTC
   What is three times more dangerous than war?
   Three wars.
   
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2. lynzee
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   April 5, 2013 11:15pm UTC
   Knowing what a song is in the first five seconds.
   
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3. lynzee
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   April 5, 2013 11:05pm UTC
   I was Skyping with my boyfriend the other day and I had music playing. He told me that I listen to the kind of music is dad listens to....
   I'm still trying to figure out if that's a good or a bad thing.
   
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4. lynzee
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2013 4:48pm UTC
   If you're good at something,
   never do it for free.
   
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5. lynzee
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2013 4:35pm UTC
   A hero can be anyone.
   Even a man doing something as simple
   and reassuring as putting
   a coat over a little boy's shoulder
   to let him know
   the world hadn't ended.
   -Batman
   
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6. lynzee
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 10:30pm UTC
   So I'm going to start this as a motivation to exercise.
   For every page on witty I go through I'm going to do 10 sit-ups or crunches.
   And for every quote I fave, I'm going to do 5 push ups.
   Feel free to join me.
   
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7. lynzee
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   March 24, 2013 11:44am UTC
   That awkward moment when I wake up in the morning
   And my teddy bear is on the floor.
   With the bow around his neck untied.
   
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8. lynzee
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2013 8:50am UTC
   I had a dream last night.
   My Chemical Romance died.
   But, when I woke up, it was true.
   -RIP MCR-
   
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9. lynzee
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2013 1:10am UTC
   WHY ISN'T SHE ANSWERING ME I NEED TO TALK TO HER! IT'S VERY IMPORTANT!!!!
   About what?
   My Chemical Romance breaking up. But, she's not answering me!
   She's probably crying.
   
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10. lynzee
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:09am UTC
    I don't know about you,
    but
    I find it extremely cute when a guy gets jealous.
    
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11. lynzee
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    I don't have a problem if you listen to a different kind of music than me.
    But, you better not play it so I can hear it,
    because I don't want to listen to it myself.
    
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12. lynzee
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    February 18, 2013 10:46am UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    All of the top quotes i think of
    must come to me when I'm asleep.
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    cookiedoughformats
    
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13. lynzee
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    January 14, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    I used to make my parents buy me black paper so i could use the white crayon.
    
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14. lynzee
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 9:55am UTC
    The first time I put my mouse
    on the witty symbol and it started to flash the rainbow colors,
    I thought my computer was going crazy.
    Well played, Steve, well played.
    Cookiedoughformats
    
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15. lynzee
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    November 22, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Why go through life unnoticed?
    
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16. lynzee
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    November 22, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    I bet instagram is going to blow up today.
    
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17. lynzee
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    November 20, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    My boyfriend just sent me a 45 page text message saying how much he loves me. ❤
    
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18. lynzee
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 12:34am UTC
    Picture perfect down
    the drain.
    Again. And again.
    
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19. lynzee
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 5:04pm UTC
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    Life is simple...
    Eat.
    Sleep.
    Swim.
    CookieDoughFormats
    
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20. lynzee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    "I'm never going to get skinnier anyway."
    I say as I reach for another cupcake.
    Cookiedoughformats
    
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