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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ALouiseexo ALouiseexo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 12:43pm UTC
    Someday someone will,
    walk into your life
    and make you realize
    why it never worked out with anyone else.♥

  3. Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 3:19pm UTC
    AndI'mDoneCryingMyselfToSleep.
    I'm done with cutting and hurting myself all the time.
    I'm done with listening to depressing and suicidal songs,
    all the time. I'm done disobeying and disrespecting my
    parents, all the time. I'm done with continuously avoiding
    my best friends, all the time. I'm done with (( failing )), all
    my tests and being c a r e l e s s about my schoolwork, all
    the time. I'm done with wearing ripped up, inappropriate
    clothes, all the time. I'm done with *** not listening *** to
    my teachers, all the time. I'm done with being miserable
    with myself, all the time. I'm done with being ungrateful,
    all the time. I'm done with crying over that one boy who
    shattered my heart, all the time. I'm done with everything.
    N o w , i t ' s t i m e f o r m e t o s t a r t
    LivingAndEnjoyingMyDamnLife.
    all mine (: || make sense? || no jocking.

  4. meganspoppin meganspoppin
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    && am i the only one
    who runs out of abercrombie screaming "AAAAIIR!"
    and out of hollister screaming "LIIGHTT!"?
    ;D
    my friend told me this a while ago.
    not minee but its hilarious;D

  5. xonbvballstarxo xonbvballstarxo
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 11:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. hockeygirlll11 hockeygirlll11
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 9:53pm UTC
    20 years from now
    when we show our kids our i-pods:
    they'll ((laugh)) in our faces
    when we play our music
    they'll cover their ears
    when we show them pictures of ourselves
    they'll say "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???"
    And we'll simply reply
    It was cool then....

  7. kapayapaan kapayapaan
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 7:20pm UTC
    BRACE:FACE
    and proud(:
    hahaa,
    ***FAVE IF YOU HAVE BRACESSSS(: haha i dooo!


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. blondiexoxo100 blondiexoxo100
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    BLOND MOMENT #23
    Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

  10. blondiexoxo100 blondiexoxo100
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 7:36pm UTC
    BLOND MOMENT #24
    A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
    The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
    The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
    Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
    Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
    To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
    The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
    The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

  11. blondiexoxo100 blondiexoxo100
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 7:38pm UTC
    BLOND MOMENT #25
    Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
    Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
    Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
    Blonde: Yes.
    Operator: The power in the house in on?
    Blonde: Of course.
    Operator: And the switch is on?
    Blonde: Yes, yes.
    Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
    Blonde: No, it's working fine.
    Operator: Then what's the problem?
    Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

  12. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 8:51pm UTC
    There are some thing in this world you rely on, like a sure bet.
    & when they let you down,
    shifting from where you've carefully placed them,
    it shakes your faith right where you stand.
    -Someone Like You by Sarah Dessen

  13. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 10:57pm UTC
    el.oh.vee.ee.
    been there. done that. seen it. lost it. hate it.
    & yet still want it so bad. </3
    most credit to xxhersheyxkisses439

  14. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 6:43pm UTC
    Lifes a climb, but the view is great.<3
    The Hannah Montana Movie

  15. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:37pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#3
    The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living people to appear on stamps.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  16. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#6
    All polar bears are left-handed.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  17. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:40pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#7
    A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball made of rubber.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  18. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:43pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#9
    The streets of Victor, Colorado, once a gold rush town, are paved with low-grade gold.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  19. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:45pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#10
    When Britney Spears books into hotels she uses the name 'Allota Warmheart' so that nobody will recognize her.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  20. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:46pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#11
    Mexico has more American residents than any other country except the United States.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

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