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lydiamariee

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Member Since: 25 May 2011 03:54pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 177271

lydiamariee
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June 4, 2011 9:07pm UTC

I have some serious news: I found out I got an incurable disease. Dont worry though, I figured out I had it all my life. Its called Awesome.

lydiamariee
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 8:00pm UTC

God made beer. God made wine. God made me. Oh so fine. God made pie. God made cakes. God made you. Well.. we all make mistakes.

lydiamariee
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May 27, 2011 4:43pm UTC

I'm not crazy I'm just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...

lydiamariee
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May 27, 2011 4:38pm UTC

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lydiamariee
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May 27, 2011 1:43pm UTC

I think I'm gonna take a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.

lydiamariee
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May 27, 2011 1:20pm UTC

Hey, What's that on your face? *punch* It WAS PAIN !!!

lydiamariee
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May 27, 2011 1:11pm UTC

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lydiamariee
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May 27, 2011 12:50pm UTC

They should have a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chap-stick without losing it.

lydiamariee
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 12:46pm UTC

I saw two homeless people making out. I was gonna yell ''get a room!'' but stopped myself just in time.

lydiamariee
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 6:58pm UTC

for my Birthday i would like a white jacket that makes me hug myself, so i can run down the street yelling, "I'M FREE I'M FREE!"

lydiamariee
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 6:54pm UTC

Yeah, throwing skittles at someone and saying "Taste the Rainbow!" is fun, but I like to throw subs at people yelling "EAT FRESH!"

lydiamariee
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May 25, 2011 7:00pm UTC

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