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  1. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 12:52pm UTC
    us working together
    s o u n d e d
    good, but plans
    c h a n g e , a n d
    people change.

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 12:47pm UTC
    No-one wants to be alone.
    They just want to be with the right people.

  3. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 11:17am UTC
    Make a radical change
    in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservation, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun. If you want to get more out of life, you must lose your inclination for monotonous security and adopt a helter-skelter style of life that will at first appear to you to be crazy. But once you become accustomed to such a life you will see its full meaning and its incredible beauty.

  4. McDreamer* McDreamer* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 10:08am UTC
    T h e s p r i n k l e s

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    when he was 7 years old,
    he learned the meaning of hurt,
    because he knew his father
    left bruises around his mother's neck.
    by 10 years old,
    the sun didn't shine as bright,
    the grass wasn't as green.
    everything seeme dull.
    at age 13,
    he couldn't tell the difference
    between nightmares and reality,
    there were monsters in his head.
    on his 16th birthday,
    he counted the scars on his torso
    and the pills by the night stand,
    and thought some things through
    but 3 years later (age 19),
    he smiled that crooked simle because
    he could feel the sun on his skin and
    the blowers were finally blooming and
    he had made it.

  6. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2014 9:14pm UTC
    I’ll never understand why once a month,
    women go completely crazy for 30 days.

  7. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 11:57am UTC
    Magic happens outside your comfortzone.

  8. jnut5123 jnut5123
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 6:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. Guyy Guyy
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 10:25pm UTC
    Girls always have makeup. If guys are born ugly then we're screwed.

  10. Guyy Guyy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2014 10:49pm UTC
    We always see quotes about what the perfect guy would be,
    but yet we never see any about the perfect girl.

  11. Guyy Guyy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2014 2:03am UTC
    If you are going to disappear on me again,
    Could you let me know this time?
    So at least I can say goodbye.

  12. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2014 11:20am UTC
    There are two
    types of pain
    Pain that hurts you.
    Pain that changes you...

  13. catermelon catermelon
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2014 11:27am UTC
    3 a.m. Phone call....."Are you asleep?"...... "No, I'm skydiving.

  14. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC

    N NMF.

  15. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  16. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    counting people in class
    to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

  17. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 2:10pm UTC
    First Birthday;
    She looks into his eyes in daycare
    Second Birthday;
    They go to the candy store and share a gummy worm
    Third Birthday;
    They go to the toy store and he picks out a teddy bear for her
    Fourth Birthday;
    They go to Chuckie Cheese's and he gives her some of his tickets
    Fifth Birthday;
    They go to the park and he pushes the swing for her
    Sixth Birthday;
    They're in first grade and they're dotting each others i's and crossing each others t's
    Seventh Birthday;
    They're sharing a seat on the school bus
    Eighth Birthday;
    He's showing her his collection of comic books
    Ninth Birthday;
    They're at the pet store playing with a puppy and naming it together
    Tenth Birthday;
    They're watching the premiere of High School Musical
    Eleventh Birthday;
    They're laughing at the penguins at the zoo
    Twelfth Birthday;
    They're sitting next to each other at the foot ball game
    Thirteenth Birthday;
    They're at an amusement park and she has her first kiss on the Ferris Wheel
    Fourteenth Birthday;
    They go to a haunted house and he holds her hand the whole time
    Fifteenth Birthday;
    They're at the movie theatre watching The Last Song
    Sixteenth Birthday;
    She has the first dance with him at her Sweet Sixteenth
    Seventeenth Birthday;
    They go out to dinner and share a plate of spaghetti
    Eighteenth Birthday;
    She's cheering for him at the Homecoming game
    Nineteenth Birthday;
    They go to prom together and get crowned prom queen and king
    Twentieth Birthday;
    They're sitting on the beach making a sand castle
    Twenty First Birthday;
    He's down on one knee asking her to marry him

  18. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC
    And with every complex problem
    there is a simple solution

  19. stephismagical stephismagical
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2010 11:08pm UTC
    Dear Witty Girl,
    Feel free to add this to your faves {♥}
    As a reminder
    So when you are married and happy
    (And somehow remember you have a Witty Profiles account),
    You can come and tell us
    That what we fight for and cry for
    Really does exist.♥ ♥ ♥

  20. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    ♥ Today I saw
    a teenage boy
    in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
    a box of tampons,
    cough medicine
    & a box of tissues
    >>guys like that give me hope.<<


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