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luvmeplz

Status: just another average girl who is obsessed with witty <3

Member Since: 21 Feb 2013 05:07am

Last Seen: 10 Jul 2013 10:01pm

Gender: F

user id: 350875

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 12:51am UTC

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
He's for me,
not for you.
If by chance,
you take my place.
I'll take my fist,
and smash your face.

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 6:47am UTC

people who don't know me think i'm shy. people who know me wish i were.

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 11:27pm UTC

you know how moms can find everything?
MOM I LOST
a million dollars, eighteen puppies, one direction, a mansion, being witty famous, a boyfriend, and a whole apartment of food!!

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:39am UTC

A 7-year-old's story won gold in a writing contest. It was labeled "My Favorite Family Member".
My favorite family member is my doggy, Max. He never yells or beats me, like my parents, or screams at me to go away, like my brother. Max always loves me and cuddles with me when I am sad. I love Max. He is my best friend and will always be my favorite family member.
Press the <3 if you're against child abuse.

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 8:46pm UTC

me when proofreading schoolwork: 0 times
me when proofreading a quote: 100 times
me when proofreading a text to him: 10000000 times

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 1:49am UTC

Today a girl told me she didn't like my earrings.
I looked her in the eye and told her I didn't like the fact that she was breathing.

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 3:11am UTC

when i'm in an air-conditioned room: f/ck its so cold, i miss the sun
when i'm outside in the sun: d/mn its so hot! I NEED AC!
all mine, please no jocking

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 7:18am UTC

I love witty more than food.
That means a lot.
Do you?
Yay! This is my 100th quote! mp

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 8:50pm UTC

mom: *sets down a piece of buttered toast in front of me*
me: thanks! *uses hands to pick it up*
mom: no wait, its still-
me: AGH! *drops bread*
mom: -hot...
every. single. time.
mq

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 8:55am UTC

*when eating at friends home*
friend's mom: do you want some more ham?
normal people: yes please! you're such a good cook!
me: yea! give me the rest. and the leftover salad. ooh, that meatloaf over there looks good. i call it! oh, i smell pie! are you making pumpkin pie? save me a quarter. no, make that a half. extra whipped cream! and i'll have a liter of soda if you can. and to top it off, if you're not eating that piece of ham on your plate, can i have it? thanks.
mq

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 7:52am UTC

girl: people have been telling me a close friend wants to ask me out...
boy: same problem; i want to ask out a close friend...
girl: you wanna practice on me?
boy: sure! anyways, you are my best friend.
girl: yep!
*boy pauses for a second, takes a deep breath*
boy: will you go out with me?
*girl stares into his eyes, smiles*
girl: yes, i will.
get it? mq

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:58am UTC

all right, this is a rant. skip this if you want.
i just feel like im a worthless b/tch and nobody likes me. i feel ugly and fat and stupid and everything bad in the world. i just look in the mirror and see this worthless person who everyone hates staring back at me. i want to cut, i want to starve myself, i want to fall into depression, but im scared.
thanks for all the people who took the time to read this and listen to me. its just i feel so useless sometimes.

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:13am UTC

I understand why you chose her;
I wouldn't choose me either...

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:02am UTC

friend: hey, where do you want to eat today? i like indian food.
friend 2: i like japanese food.
friend 3: i like korean food.
me: i like food.
true story lol

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:36am UTC

friend: wow, look at all these awards! a 1st place in math and then all these small certificates. ur rly talented!
friend 2: yeah, uh they accidentally gave me the 1st place, and then that led to the small certificates...

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 8:30am UTC

Don't fall in love cause everything that falls,
breaks.
nmq

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:14am UTC

*me and friend walking down a loud hallway*
friend: hey, u wanna come over later?
me: what? i can't hear you
friend: *louder* you wanna come over later?
me: still can't hear you...
friend: *screams* DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER LATER?
me: what? oh yeah sure.
friend: *facepalm

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 7:45am UTC

bride: *in a sweet voice* hey honey, if you prepare the toast and coffee we can have breakfast.
husband: what's for breakfast?
bride: toast and coffee.

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 7:42am UTC

son: can i borrow your camera? couple of friends and me are going to the lake.
father: k, just dont lose it.
*2 hours later, son comes back*
son: hey dad, if you know where something is, does it count as being lost?
father: no...
son: then i didnt lose your camera, i know where it is!
father: where?!
son: at the bottom of the lake.

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:46am UTC

That moment when a quote with song lyrics has more faves than your
highest faved quote...

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