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July 9, 2011 12:19pm UTC

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July 8, 2011 2:06am UTC

I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.

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July 8, 2011 1:46am UTC

I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice.

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July 8, 2011 1:35am UTC

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it !! ~~

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July 3, 2011 8:18pm UTC

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June 23, 2011 3:37am UTC

i jUsT mAdE a sTaRdOLL oN www.stardoll.com cOol rIgHt i fEel sO hApPY!!! aLl oF wItTy gUyS aNd gIrlS sHoUlD mAkE oN!!!!
p.S. this quote aint even funny !!!

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luv_m3_p3
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June 23, 2011 2:12am UTC

eenie, meeny, miney, mo. you aint nothing but a hoe. u think you're cool, u think you're classy. reality check: you're really trashy...
nmf credit to Brixxo11 !!!

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June 21, 2011 11:30pm UTC

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June 21, 2011 11:04pm UTC

I just wanted to tell all my fellow wittiest wits that I am going to make a quote on how to make symbols like ♣ ☺ ♦ ◘ ♠♥☻ • ☻ ♣ ♠ and many other symbols ONLY if i get at least 20 favs on the is quote so if you want to know how to make symbols like the ones I just showed you might want to go tell your witty followers and friends to fav this quote!!!! AND I REALLY WANT TO MAKE THE QUOTE SO.... PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ !!!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS !!!! ♥ YOU WITTY PPLS!!

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luv_m3_p3
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June 21, 2011 5:25pm UTC

BUGGING OOH lol kidding with YA lol IM so done with him!!!
-cHeEsE aNd sPrInKLes!!!!

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luv_m3_p3
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June 21, 2011 4:55pm UTC

Don't you love it when you put a quote and like 4 mins later your like i already got a fav i fell powerful!
- cHeEsE aNd sPrInKLes (mE)
FAV THIS IF IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!

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June 21, 2011 4:40pm UTC

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”

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luv_m3_p3
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June 21, 2011 12:14am UTC

Guy: Put your hands around her waist firmly
Girl: lay your head back on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
Guy: whisper in her ear
Girl: giggle
Girl: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
Girl: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guy: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
Girl: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guy: lift her chin up and kiss her
Guy: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
Girl: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guy: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you

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luv_m3_p3
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June 20, 2011 11:54pm UTC

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June 20, 2011 11:50pm UTC

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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June 20, 2011 11:43pm UTC

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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June 20, 2011 11:38pm UTC

Last night I lay in bLast night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. !!!Last night I lay in bed looking up aLast night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. !!!t the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. !!!ed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. !!!LoL this actually looks like a long quote but it not its just a jumble of mess but its a quote if you think about it!!!

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luv_m3_p3
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June 20, 2011 11:30pm UTC

All short quotes and one-liners are automatically sorted by their rank. Hilarious quotes that suck will be deleted, so please vote if you think a funny quote sucks or rocks!

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luv_m3_p3
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June 20, 2011 11:25pm UTC

Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet
It’s real easy to do and it’s called the creep
Let your hands flop round like a marionette
Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin’ your neck!!!!!!!
Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood
And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper!!!!!!!!

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luv_m3_p3
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June 20, 2011 11:21pm UTC

BUGGING OOH lol kidding with YA lol IM so done with him!!!

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