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luv_m3_p3

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Member Since: 31 May 2011 08:41pm

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  1. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:37am EDT
    Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69".She has a regular boyfriend
    they have never done it before.
    One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.
    After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the
    Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset
    but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay
    down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69.
    The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as
    the GF tells him to do.
    They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he
    will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let
    go one Fart...directly on her BF's face.
    GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some
    more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time
    bigger than the previous.
    The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at
    her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"

  2. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:11am EDT
    Hey I Just Meet You ... And This Is Crazy .. But I Didnt Wear a Condom .. so Keep The Baby !

  3. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:06pm EDT
    Happy Birthday if your birthday is today
    !! October 22 , 2011 !!
    I love you KaMocia aka Moci-Bad!!!
    Happy Birthday Girl!!

  4. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 1:37am EDT
    Driving down the road cause thats wat real n*gg*s do !!

  5. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 4:48pm EDT
    Remeber When noone wanted to be called cool cause it stand for ::::
    C-onstipated
    O-ver weighted
    O-ut of style
    L-oser

  6. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 11:40pm EDT
    Wanna hear a joke about rats:::?????
    OOOf course yhu do
    "Ratatouille"
    Best food evrr!!!

  7. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:36pm EDT
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  8. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:06pm EDT
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  9. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:49pm EDT
    Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

  10. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:44pm EDT
    There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

  11. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:38pm EDT
    Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

  12. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:34pm EDT
    You laugh because I'm different...........
    I laugh cause I just farted!

  13. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:30pm EDT
    Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

  14. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:24pm EDT
    Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

  15. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:13pm EDT
    No Witty ads I don't need a penny alert !!!

  16. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 11:17pm EDT
    I have a boyfriend but I like another boy and my boyfriend is such a dick so <3 if I should break up with him and comment if i shouldn't !!!

  17. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 4:43pm EDT
    Who is my Witty twin??? My birthday is April 19 2000 ,
    COMMENT!! I know I'm young so I might not have a witty twin but for luck wish me some!!:) I I

  18. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 1:50pm EDT
    Please Read Until The End
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% of the people on here will not repost this.
    Be part of that 49% and repost this.
    <3

  19. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 7:16am EDT
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  20. luv_m3_p3 luv_m3_p3
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 4:48pm EDT
    Good morning ... I see the assassins have failed but we us ninjas have came to a great victory !!!
    Click the <3 if your a ninja in action!!

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