luv_m3_p3 posted a quote
June 17, 2012 12:37am EDT
Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69".She has a regular boyfriend they have never done it before. One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner. After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69. The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as the GF tells him to do. They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her BF's face. GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger than the previous. The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"
Please Read Until The End A girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than she planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. when she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this if you truly believe in God PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father" STAND UP FOR HIM! 51% of the people on here will not repost this. Be part of that 49% and repost this. <3