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spence*
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November 7, 2013 1:05pm UTC

♡ when your crush texts you cute things like
“who is this” and “how did you get this number” ♡

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BravoSierra
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May 16, 2013 3:16pm UTC

mi papá tiene 47 años: my dad is 47 years old
mi papa tiene 47 anos: my potato has 47 buttholes
i love spanish.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Livelovemusic11
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May 6, 2013 9:11pm UTC

'
What if...
Crazy Steve killed Drake and Josh and their family,kidnapped Megan,moved to a different city,forced her to call herself Carly,pretended he was her older brother,and renamed himself Spencer?

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PirateChic97
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May 6, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Who is the one your heart skips a beat for???
Mine is the school's track star. He's tall with beautiful dark hair and these brown eyes that are kind, but troubled. His birthday is in April. He's a year older than me. We meet in a freshman/sophmore Honor's Biology class. He has a quirky sense of humor. His smile is sweet. He blushes a lot. He has long eyelashes. His laugh is contagious. He's athletic. He likes hot chocolate, but hates coffee. He likes to give gifts, rather than recieve. He likes talking to aldults. He has a calm dispostion. He knows how to fly a plane. He claims he's gonna marry me. He has three older sisters. He's adopted. He likes hugs. Likes dogs better than cats. He smells like cologne, summer, and clean clothes.
....feel free to comment and tell me something about him or her....

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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 1:29am UTC

like i don't party i don't do drugs
not pregnant i don't worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid sh.t like leaving a fork in the sink

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ThatsSoMeee
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April 15, 2013 3:02pm UTC

the worst feeling
is when you’re close to someone
but they have someone who they will always like
more than they like you

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC

The most scariest thing about this whol thing is that this will be in the history books one day. Kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in iraq, 9/11, sandy, hook shooting, boston marathon bombing.
We are living in history now.

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Eli22b
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April 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Just because someone supports gay rights,
doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

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Cammie
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March 17, 2013 2:07pm UTC

netflix basically has every movie,
except for the ones i actually want to watch

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happyfeet12
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March 17, 2013 11:06am UTC

There is a 84% chance that if you are 16 or older,that you have already met the person your gonna marry.

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Loopy23
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March 17, 2013 12:42pm UTC

You don't need anyone's permission to be exactly who you want to be
- Hayley Williams

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bella5296
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 9:52pm UTC

I woke to go get me a cold pop
and then I thought somebody was barbequing.
And I said, "Oh Lord Jesus it's a fire."
Then I ran out, I didn't grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus,
I ran for my life.
And then the smoke got me, I got bronchitis.
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

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Living_Life_Freely
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March 16, 2013 4:19pm UTC

10 ways to drive your teacher crazy
1.) Lick your text book in front of them, if they ask why you did that, say “what? Would you rather I lick your face?”
2.) Leave notes on your teachers desk saying “have you checked the children yet?”
3.) Bring a pillow to sleep on during class
4.) In the middle of class go lie in the middle of the floor and say “I can’t get up; the floor loves me too much”
5.) Tell your teacher that they look old and that they should retire
6.) When the principal speaks over the P.A system shout “I’M HEARING VOICES AGAIN”
7.) Constantly call your teacher mom (even if it’s a male)
8.) Talk when the teacher is speaking
9.) Make random cat noises when the class is silent
10.) If your teacher doesn’t let you do something, point a glue gun to their face and say “do you know what you have got yourself into?”

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