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    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    Yeah a boyfriend with abs sounds nice but someone who
    will lay on the couch with me while watching stupid tv shows
    and feed me cool ranch doritos sounds a heck of a lot better.

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    April 22, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    I may not know the future and I may not know where we will end up.
    But right now I know that I am more in love than I have ever been
    and I just want to celebrate that feeling without worring about our future.

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    April 1, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    People are getting super excited because it's "finally spring" for them and I'm just here chillin with the snowman I built yesterday out of snow in my back yard dreaming of the day that it will actually be warm enough for me to not have to wear a jacket to step outside..

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    March 30, 2014 12:02am UTC
    Ideally you would love me; but I remember you once told me this is not an ideal world.

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    March 28, 2014 11:37pm UTC
    Are you ever in a really good mood and not for any particular reason other than your happy and having a good day and nothing can change that?

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    March 18, 2014 11:30pm UTC
    I left for 5 months; i still checked top quotes almost every day but I stayed logged out. But now I'm back and will try my hardest to post only ORIGINAL quotes every day.

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    August 13, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    The only
    normal
    people
    you know
    are the ones
    you don't
    know very
    well.
    - Joe Ancis

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    August 12, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    On a scale of 1 to wittian how much do you love cats?

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    August 11, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Lucid Dreaming
    Lay down and go to sleep. this works best if you are extremely tired. lay on your back with your arms at your side and eyes closed. STAY PERFECTLY STILL. You must stay awake. Your brain will send signals to your body to see if you are ready to sleep. These signals include: getting an itch, changing your body position, wanting to blink or move your eyeballs (remember your eyes should be closed). YOU MUST IGNORE ALL OF THESE IMPULSES. After about 20-30 minutes you will feel a weight on your chest; you may even hear weird noises. You are now in sleep Paralasis, if you open your eyes you will begin to hallucinate (dream with your eyes open) and you will not be able to move your body. Your body is now completely asleep. Now that you are aware you are dreaming, yo can shut your eyes and begin to dream instantly. You will be fully aware you are dreaming and can now (with some practice) control your dreams.

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    July 31, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    I'm in love with you
    I'm ln love with you
    And I don't know what to do
    But I'm in love with you
    And I know it's wrong
    But baby I'm in love with you
    every part of you
    And every breath you take
    I'm in love
    And every time we meet
    And every time we touch
    I fall more in love

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    July 28, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    "Find a boyfriend who has a sister that way he has seen a female in her natural state and wont be let down."
    -best advice I have ever heard

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    July 26, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    I wonder what kind of camera photographers use when their taking a picture of a camera for a ad?

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    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    *Me giving my dog a french fry with my mouth*
    me: look shes eating it!
    sister: thats nasty, its like your kissing her.
    me: not really, you kiss mutts all the time.

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    July 22, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Lets just have a moment of silence for all those policemen driving around in those smart cars turned into police cars.

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    July 16, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    I love those people who when its hot out leave cookie dough on a pan by their car window then go shopping somewhere and when they come back they have fully baked cookies just sitting there. Like wow man way to take advantage of your life.

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    July 15, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    I'm scered that I am not myself anymore; but mostly I'm scared that I am.

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    July 8, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Is it possible for humans to become nocturnal? Because if is then i definitly am.

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    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    wtf are these new symbols at the top of witty?
    like I can barely understand actual letters and now you want me to learn some madeup ones?

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    July 6, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    What To Do When You Don't Have Your Homework
    Teacher: Wheres your homework?
    Student: I don't have it.
    Teacher: Why not?
    Student: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best kid in school.

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    June 21, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    If you ever feel like your too awkward when your trying to flirt with someone just remember that one time a guy told me "you know your'e a really pretty girl." and what did I say? "Thanks you are too."
    Thanks you are too.
    YOU ARE TOO.
    PRETTY GIRL.
    YOU ARE TOO.
    I TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS ALSO A REALLY PRETTY GIRL.

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