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lrm407
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 12:17am UTC

When beautiful people say "I'm so ugly" and you're thinking
"What does that make me... an ogre????"
All mine ©

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lrm407
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June 17, 2011 11:43pm UTC

I'ts Only Mean When You Mean What You Say.That's Why They're Spelled The Same!!
Get It??

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lrm407
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June 10, 2011 9:05pm UTC

I Feel Like A Complete Idiot When I Try To Tell A Joke And No
One Laughs So I Make It Awkward By Saying
"*Sigh* That Was Funny"

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lrm407
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 12:09am UTC

I Love The Fact That Mcdonalds Salads Including The Ranch Or Dressing Are More Fattening Than A Cheeseburger
This Is A True Fact, I Learned It In Gym :D

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lrm407
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December 26, 2010 8:10pm UTC

Me:You're not being very nice mom!!
Mom:Who said I was nice??
My mom says this to me all the time.

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lrm407
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December 26, 2010 7:58pm UTC

Who Else Jokes Around About Robbing A Bank??
I Know I Can't Be The Only One

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December 26, 2010 7:54pm UTC

Mom:Here, do you want some vegetables??
Me:What are you crazy??
Mom:Yea but what does that have to do with anything??
Ha, I love my mom :D

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lrm407
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December 26, 2010 7:06pm UTC

If only hitting somebody with a plastic bag TRULY inflicted pain
I love it when my mom does this to my dad

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lrm407
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December 26, 2010 7:01pm UTC

Dad:Is that Jamie Lee Curtis??
Mom:No, Jamie Lee Curtis is a woman, that's Tommy Lee Jones
Dad:I still think it's Jamie Lee Curtis
Oh, the conversations my parents have, I laughed so hard when i heard this.

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lrm407
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December 26, 2010 6:41pm UTC

Don't You Hate It When Your Shoe Makes That Farting Noise And Someone Automatically Thinks That You Farted
yep, that happened to me

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