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capsized*
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March 21, 2014 3:03pm UTC

school: please get a full night of sleep
school: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
school: and study for tests
school: be a well rounded student by joining clubs school: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
school: don't be late for school
school: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
school: kids need a balanced diet
school: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
school: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
school: but don't use the internet while doing homework

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capsized*
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March 22, 2014 7:35pm UTC

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’

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capsized*
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March 20, 2014 5:15pm UTC

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
no
that is not warm

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capsized*
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March 19, 2014 12:54pm UTC

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 5:21pm UTC

me: mom im done
mom: excuse me?
me: ive had it, im dropping out
mom: who do you think you are??
me: im done with the fake b'i't'ches, the homework, all of it
mom: you're on 2nd grade
me: no one gets me

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*crybaby*
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March 19, 2014 1:08am UTC

i love birthdays they're so motivational like
if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year i'll get money and cake

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 7:52pm UTC

why do old people drive slow ?
they barely have any time left like
GOOOOO ur dying

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capsized*
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March 21, 2014 4:25pm UTC

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth

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capsized*
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March 20, 2014 5:21pm UTC

"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me

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spence*
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March 21, 2014 1:12pm UTC

justin bieber: *kills 50 people*
police: wtf
justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
police: haha it ok

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happiest*
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March 22, 2014 4:53pm UTC

I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

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again
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March 24, 2014 7:17pm UTC

Today I was out with my grandma and it was 11:59 and so she kept saying 'It's 11:60 so why don't we get some lunch' and I made her repeat that over and over until she realized there is no 11:60

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*Tori Leigh*
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March 24, 2014 12:43pm UTC

Okay so I have been on this planet for sixteen years and I still cannot decide if it's spelled "wierd" or "weird" like this is an actual problem for me and like I swear I've been corrected before and I was like "oh ok" but eVERYTIME I FORGET AND I JUST CAN'T

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capsized*
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March 23, 2014 5:33pm UTC

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

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SuperNovaChic
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March 23, 2014 2:46pm UTC

“I just lost your book” they said.
“It’s not like it’s a big deal” they said.
“It’s just a book” they said.
“What are you doing with that axe” they said.

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capsized*
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March 23, 2014 11:40am UTC

you know how sometimes you want to listen to music but everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to ?

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capsized*
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March 23, 2014 11:35pm UTC

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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MadiCakes
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March 23, 2014 10:29pm UTC

"Look at you. You're young.
You're scared.
Why are you so
scared?
Stop being paralysed.
Stop swallowing your words.
Stop caring what other people think.
Wear what you want.
Say what you want.
Listen to the music you want to listen too.
Play it loud as heck and dance to it.
Go out for a drive at midnight and
forget that you have school the next day.
Stop waiting for Friday. Live now. Do it now.
Take risks. Tell secrets. This life is yours.
When are you going to realise that you can
do whatever you want?"
-Louise Flory

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capsized*
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March 23, 2014 11:12pm UTC

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

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SuperNovaChic
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March 17, 2014 5:57pm UTC

Dear Boys,
You say that you're always friendszoned by us girls but have you ever stop to consider why?
Maybe we know you like us, but we don't like you like that, so we don't say anything because it could affect our friendship.
A friendship that might just mean everything to us.
Sincerely, the Girls.

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