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  1. bryanrockssocks bryanrockssocks
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 11:24am UTC
    things guys wish girls knew...cont...
    **warning some are wierd.. me and my friends made this**
    36. We're not mind readers and we never will be. OUr lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
    37. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair - out of 30 - would look good with your dress?
    38. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
    39. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
    40. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
    41. Check your oil.
    42. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
    43. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together.
    44. It doesn't matter which quiz.
    45. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
    46. If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys.
    47. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
    48. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
    49. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
    50. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
    51. If you wear a Wonderbra and a low-cut blouse, you lose the right to complain about having your boobs stared at.
    52. Our relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
    53. Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
    54. Ditto melon.
    55. If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong.

  2. breatheandlove breatheandlove
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    a fool will pull others down in orderto get to the top,but a wise man will pull himself up to get to the highest top♥ - c u d i i

  3. abbbb abbbb
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together;♥

  4. breatheandlove breatheandlove
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Go ahead try to bring me down try with all your stregnth t o t a k e m y h e a r t a n d r i p i t i n t o a t h o u s a n d p i e c e s but just so you know theres really nothing left to hurt anymore .

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    I wonder if
    Anyone is thinking
    How is like to be me.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  6. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    P i c k t w o .
    -Emotionally stable
    -Intelligent
    -Good looking
    C a n ' t d o i t ?.

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    DON'T
    EVER
    use someone's past against them. ♥

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    Did you know...
    Kissing is healthy
    Bananas are good for cramps
    Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    Guys insult you if they like you
    Having someone rub your stomach when it hurts actually helps it
    89% of guys want girls to make the first move
    Chocolate makes you feel better
    Guys think it's cute when you mess up

  9. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    One day
    I'm going to get up and leave.
    There will be no warning.
    No chance to say good-bye.
    I'll be here one day, gone the next.
    Maybe then you'll learn to not be
    so oblivious.

  10. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    Crying is easy. It's like breathing.
    The more you hold it in, the more you let it out.

  11. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Don't love too much..
    Don't care too much..
    Don't hope too much..
    Cause that too much will
    hurt you so much ♥

  12. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    Yes, I've Changed.
    either accept the new me or accept the fact that
    my chapter in your book is over

  13. Jade672 Jade672 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    For you she was a chapter,
    But for her you were the book.
    nmq

  14. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    mom: "go get your brother."
    me: "CAMERONNNNNNNNNNN!!"
    mom: "i could have done that."
    me: "then why didn't you?"

  15. LoveForeverandAlways97 LoveForeverandAlways97
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    My disney channel was "Even Stevens", "That`s so Raven" and "Lizzie McGuire" It didn`t involve talking fish or 11 year olds in High School!

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    I know I shouldn't trust you,
    But I still tell you everything

  17. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    not sure what
    it is, but i can't keep my mind off of you. ♥

  18. xKatelinx55 xKatelinx55
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    *during math test*
    my answer: 23
    answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36
    Me:well 26 is closer to 23,
    so thats the answer.

  19. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    based on a psychological study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum
    of four months. if it exceeds, you
    are already in love.
    a stalker.

  20. Jade672 Jade672 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    It took her years
    to build up her confidence, but yet seconds for it to shatter...
    thebrokensmile's format

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