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im no longer allowed to go on witty because it is messin with my computer.
sorry to everyone who was friends with me! im gonna be on a lot less now!


  1. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 10:02pm UTC
    have you ever noticed:
    that the more you look at your own quotes
    the more and more you get sick of them?

  2. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 9:54pm UTC
    U&I may be together on the keyboard,
    but ever noticed how under that is
    J&K as in just kidding?
    credit: ladeedahhxo

  3. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 7:06pm UTC
    pick-up line:
    "i know your lookin for a STUD
    well i got the STD
    so all i need is U" ;)

  4. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2009 2:39pm UTC
    ohh him,
    well he could care less
    if i were dead </3

  5. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2009 6:08pm UTC
    & i dont need a doctor
    to tell me that i have a
    broken heart </3

  6. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2009 8:48pm UTC
    coconut juice
    ----->got me real loose

  7. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2009 8:35pm UTC
    swagga like us*

  8. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2009 6:59pm UTC
    have you ever loved someone,
    that just didnt feel the same?
    trying to make someone care for you
    the way i do; is like trying to catch the rain.
    and if love is really forever,
    im a winner at losing a game.
    [credit: cmhh15
    *my edit!]

  9. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    psshh im not clumsy
    every time i fall im just testing if gravity is still working ;)

  10. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2009 6:29pm UTC
    i hated going to weddings
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say "you're next" they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .

  11. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    Why Chris Brown attacked Rihanna
    They got in the car, and Chris wanted to pull over
    to Take Her Down, but Rihanna said Shut Up and Drive.
    So he got tight cus he didnt get any in Forever.
    He tried to cut the radio off and she grabbed his
    hand saying Please dont stop the music. Then Chris
    tried to act all Superhuman and push her away.
    So she picked up an Umbrella and tried to hit him with it.
    Chris was actin all tough and said Gimmie That. Then
    she bragged about how Unfaithful she was. Next Chris
    said Yo and spazzed out and tried to choke her so
    she could have No Air. Now she gotta go to Rehab.
    She also has Disturbia from Chris Brown slapping her
    Wall to Wall.

  12. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2009 9:41pm UTC
    most people wish
    they had a h a p p y e n d i n g,
    i just wish i had a story.

  13. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2009 9:39pm UTC
    Sunday School
    Little Mary wasn't the best student at Sunday School. She always fell asleep. One day the teacher was calling on her quite a bit. The little boy John behind her liked her and didn't want her to get in trouble, so every time the teacher called on Mary, John would poke her with a pin. The teacher asked Mary, "Who is God's son?" Mary didnt wake up, so John poked her with the needle. Mary whipped her head around and said, "Jesus Christ!" the teacher was happy and said. "Very good Mary." A while later the teacher called on Mary again. This time she asked her, "Who created the Earth?" John poked her again and Mary said, "God Almighty!" again the teacher was pleased and went on teaching the class. Later the teacher asked Mary a third question, "Mary, what did Abraham's wife say when they were going to concieve their 23rd chid?" Again, John poked Mary. This time Mary was outraged and screamed, "If you stick that thing in me one more time ill break it in half!" The teacher fainted.

  14. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2009 9:19pm UTC
    congradulations
    would you like a medal for that?

  15. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2009 7:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    comparasions are easily turned
    once had a taste of perfection <3

  17. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2009 6:43pm UTC
    if i had a penny...
    for every time i thought about you
    i would have to visit an ATM
    because i prefer cash (:

  18. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    if guys got periods
    they'd probably brag about the size of their tampons

  19. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2009 5:19pm UTC
    H e a v e n
    won't have me
    & H e l l
    is afraid i'll take over.

  20. lovexxyou lovexxyou
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:53pm UTC
    why play by the rules;
    when you know they were made to be broken?

:)

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