lovexxyou

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im no longer allowed to go on witty because it is messin with my computer.
sorry to everyone who was friends with me! im gonna be on a lot less now!

lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 10:02pm UTC

have you ever noticed:
that the more you look at your own quotes
the more and more you get sick of them?

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 9:54pm UTC

U&I may be together on the keyboard,
but ever noticed how under that is
J&K as in just kidding?
credit: ladeedahhxo

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 18, 2009 7:06pm UTC

pick-up line:
"i know your lookin for a STUD
well i got the STD
so all i need is U" ;)

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 15, 2009 2:39pm UTC

ohh him,
well he could care less
if i were dead </3

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 13, 2009 6:08pm UTC

& i dont need a doctor
to tell me that i have a
broken heart </3

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 11, 2009 8:48pm UTC

coconut juice
----->got me real loose

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 11, 2009 8:35pm UTC

swagga like us*

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 10, 2009 6:59pm UTC

have you ever loved someone,
that just didnt feel the same?
trying to make someone care for you
the way i do; is like trying to catch the rain.
and if love is really forever,
im a winner at losing a game.
[credit: cmhh15
*my edit!]

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 10, 2009 6:31pm UTC

psshh im not clumsy
every time i fall im just testing if gravity is still working ;)

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 10, 2009 6:29pm UTC

i hated going to weddings
all the grandmas would poke me
and say "you're next" they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 10, 2009 6:27pm UTC

Why Chris Brown attacked Rihanna
They got in the car, and Chris wanted to pull over
to Take Her Down, but Rihanna said Shut Up and Drive.
So he got tight cus he didnt get any in Forever.
He tried to cut the radio off and she grabbed his
hand saying Please dont stop the music. Then Chris
tried to act all Superhuman and push her away.
So she picked up an Umbrella and tried to hit him with it.
Chris was actin all tough and said Gimmie That. Then
she bragged about how Unfaithful she was. Next Chris
said Yo and spazzed out and tried to choke her so
she could have No Air. Now she gotta go to Rehab.
She also has Disturbia from Chris Brown slapping her
Wall to Wall.

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 9, 2009 9:41pm UTC

most people wish
they had a h a p p y e n d i n g,
i just wish i had a story.

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 9, 2009 9:39pm UTC

Sunday School
Little Mary wasn't the best student at Sunday School. She always fell asleep. One day the teacher was calling on her quite a bit. The little boy John behind her liked her and didn't want her to get in trouble, so every time the teacher called on Mary, John would poke her with a pin. The teacher asked Mary, "Who is God's son?" Mary didnt wake up, so John poked her with the needle. Mary whipped her head around and said, "Jesus Christ!" the teacher was happy and said. "Very good Mary." A while later the teacher called on Mary again. This time she asked her, "Who created the Earth?" John poked her again and Mary said, "God Almighty!" again the teacher was pleased and went on teaching the class. Later the teacher asked Mary a third question, "Mary, what did Abraham's wife say when they were going to concieve their 23rd chid?" Again, John poked Mary. This time Mary was outraged and screamed, "If you stick that thing in me one more time ill break it in half!" The teacher fainted.

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 9, 2009 9:19pm UTC

congradulations
would you like a medal for that?

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 4, 2009 7:55pm UTC

click to see this quote

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 2, 2009 9:56pm UTC

comparasions are easily turned
once had a taste of perfection <3

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lovexxyou
posted a quote
February 1, 2009 6:43pm UTC

if i had a penny...
for every time i thought about you
i would have to visit an ATM
because i prefer cash (: