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  1. MyNamesMaryn MyNamesMaryn
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    He's not my boyfriend.
    But I love his smile, his eyes,
    & all the times we laughed together
    I guess I fell in love,
    with his friendship.

  2. *Vampire* *Vampire*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    When a girl wants a kiss: They stare into your eyes biting their lip. They always wrap their arms around you. They play with their hands just waiting for you to make a move.
    When a guy wants a kiss: They hold your hand and always play with it. They stare into your eyes for a long time and they get close to your face.
    When I want a kiss:
    I stare at you from a distance and sob uncontrollably because I am ugly and noone likes me.
    - tumblr -

  3. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Who's that guy that hurt you? I swear I'll kill him.
    Suicide is a horrible thing.

  4. mexismoo mexismoo
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    If you go to top quotes this hour,
    You will find 8 quotes by yourcool.

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Birth Control EffectivnessCondoms: 99%The Pill: 99%Crocs: 100%

  6. princessxx15xx princessxx15xx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 2:19pm UTC
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  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    Help! My water just broke and I need to finish watching this hilarious movie on youtube?
    Is there any way to hold off labor for another hour? I really don't want to miss the ending!
    Additional Details
    I'm NOT missing the ending. I already had to miss the homecoming drama because of this baby.
    Best Answer
    Get an Iphone and hurry!
    format credit jimmy365

  8. Terilyn Terilyn
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    *Me on the phone with my best friend, Alex.*
    Her: I'm making burritos, do you want one?
    Me: Sure.
    Her: Well you can't have any.
    Me: Uhm, okay? I'm really bored.
    Her: Me too.
    Me: I think i'm gonna go on Witty. I'll call you back later.
    Her: Wait what's witty?
    Me: Uhh.. I'm coming Mom!
    Her: Your mom never called your name? terilyn, What's witty?
    Me: What's that you say Mom? The fish needs feeding? Okay! Sorry, alex, i have to go feed my fish.
    Her: You don't have a fi-
    Me: *Hangs up*

  9. AnnieeB AnnieeB
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Plot twist: I lose a few pounds.

  10. beautyinsidexox beautyinsidexox
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Friend: Hey, remember when you had a crush on-
    Me: NOOO SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!!

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    you say
    you want to achieve greatness
    so stop asking for permission.

  12. ThePurpleMandel ThePurpleMandel
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    That moment
    when someone changes the song just before
    the good part.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 11:25am UTC
    My mom asked me what a milf was. Apparently that is her nickname at work.

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 1:50am UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Open Question
    I am stuck in a love triangle :/?
    I have a dilemma... I am starting to think I like my best guy friend as more than a friend.. But the problem is I have a boyfriend also and I am happy with him too.. Help?!
    Answers - (1)
    Okay. Shake tons of glitter on your boyfriend, dye your best friend's hair black and give him fake abs. Make your face as emotionless as possible.
    Done? You just created the Twilight saga.
    format credit jimmy365

  15. behindthissmilexx behindthissmilexx
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    admit it
    when you go to see a movie in 3d at some point you take off the glasses just to see the difference

  16. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Lol So True: #32
    Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

  17. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    Me and my mom going to the gerocery store.
    *We see a lady loading 20 boxes of cat litter into her car*
    Mom: Cat litter must be on sale.
    Me: Or she is forever alone with 80 cats.
    Mom:She is not! Wanna bet?
    Me:50 bucks.
    Lady: Gotta love cats huh?
    Me: Aha yeah I have one.
    Mom: Cat litter on sale? *points to cart.
    Lady: Nope, I have 80 cats.
    Mom: Oh...
    Me: Tries not to laugh*
    Mom: Eyes fall out of her head and jaw is on the ground*
    *Me and my mom die laughing once we are a safe distance away*
    Ladies and Gentleman guess who is 50 bucks richer!?

  18. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    pickles are bad for you.
    everyone who ate them in 1847 is dead.
    nmq, my brother's friend's dad

  19. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 10:10am UTC
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  20. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Normal people's problem: Not knowing what to wear
    My problem: Having to hide my phone under a blanket so no one knows I'm still on it


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