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Hiya there. Howz life?
Decided to take a step towards being awesomely witty by making a story account.

I love writing and i hope u luv my stuff.


There're loads of brill writers out there. Youse lot inspired me to post my stuff on this.


 
Check out my other accounts Angelcake and CosImCoolLikeThat.

Follow, like, fave, etc.
Cheerz.
Laterz,
Ash AKA Lovewritingloveliving
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  1. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Trust

  2. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    check out my tumblr and follow it plz;
    thatrandomgirlthatmakesyoulaugh.tumblr.com

  3. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Sleeping on the top bed on the bunk
    so if it breaks, you won't die

  4. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Anti-Joke #7
    Knock Knock?
    Who's there?
    Boo
    I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away

  5. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Anti-Joke #6
    If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables
    And olive oil is made out of olives
    What's baby oil made out of?

  6. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Anti-Joke #5
    The Lord said to John, "Come forth and win eternal life"
    But John came fifth and won a toaster

  7. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Anti-Joke #4
    A: Ask me if I'm a tree
    B: Are you a tree?
    A: No

  8. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Anti-Joke #3
    A man walks into a bar. Except it's a metal bar, like a pole, so he got hurt.

  9. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Anti-Joke #2
    What does an eagle and a mole have in common?
    They both live underground... except the eagle

  10. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Anti-Joke #1
    Q: What's green and has wheels?
    A: Grass. I lied about the wheels

  11. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    S u r v e y
    ♥Fave - if you have a witty
    Comment - if you don't
    not my format

  12. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 8:14am UTC
    Me: Mum, I need a DNA test. I'm not sure if the cat is mine.
    Cat:
    Obama:
    Easter Bunny:
    Santa Claus:
    Dora the Explorer:
    Queen:
    Mum: Go back to your room - the world isn't ready for you yet

  13. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:58am UTC
    I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge...

  14. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Funny how chocolate can make your clothes shrink...

  15. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:51am UTC
    Since it's just the thought that counts,
    I'll just keep thinking about doing excercise

  16. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:48am UTC
    <<Having to wait a whole week to watch the next episode of my favourite show>>

  17. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Dear YouTube,
    I will always "skip this add".
    Sincerely,
    stop asking and just do it.

  18. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:41am UTC
    feeling like a Secret Agent when you type in your password fast

  19. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:39am UTC
    BARKING back at dogs to show them who's boss

  20. lovewritingloveliving lovewritingloveliving
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    *Sees inspiring/funny quote about someone's day*
    *scrolls down to fave*
    *sees nmq*
    *face changes from: :) to :s*

:)

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