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  1. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    My dad's version of 'Should've Said No':
    You should've said no, you dumb old hoe.
    Should've thought twice before you let your V-Card go.

  2. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    I believe in equality.
    if we have 5 days school, then we should have 5 day weekends as well.

  3. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    On October 3rd, everyone should wear a pink shirt/outifit. We'll make a big enough scene that the media will notice and interview people at their schools. When the reporter comes and asks for your opinion on this matter, you say
    "On Wednesdays, we wear pink"

  4. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Re-starting
    the song
    because you missed
    your favorite line.

  5. lollipop914* lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:25am UTC
    RED LIGHT: means stop.
    What people do: Stop
    GREEN LIGHT: Means go
    What people do: Go
    YELLOW LIGHT: means slow down
    What people do: Speed as fast as they can to avoid red light

  6. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Kimmy Gibbler: Hey what time does the 6oclock news start at
    Dj: Please tell me you're kidding..


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Open question:
    How am i sure I am the real mom of my kid?
    I just had a baby and it looks more like the man I had it with! It doesn't look anything like me at all and i'm scared that he was cheating on me with another lady and I had her kid! How do i know it's mine?
    Best Answer:
    Lord help this woman.

  9. Dakota399 Dakota399
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:00am UTC
    Admit it,
    You once made a kid cry and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble.

  10. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    "If Liam and I ever break up,
    I'd like a Directioner to take his heart."
    -Danielle Peazer

  11. neversaynever40 neversaynever40
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:40am UTC
    if I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange
    I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say "Orange" instead of hello or love.
    Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter instead of an orange.
    Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.
    nmq

  12. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:13am UTC
    Expectations on Fridays
    Normal Teenagers: Yes it's finally Friday!
    I'm going to go to so many parties and hang out
    with all my friends it's gonna be awesome!
    Me: Omg it's Friday, do you know what this means!?!?!
    I get to stay up all night on the internet! Omg it's
    gonna be the best night of my life!

  13. BrookeHoran BrookeHoran
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Like If I said Your Name(:
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    If not, comment your name

  14. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    yesterday
    was homecomming, i went to the bathroom to find a somewhat over weight girl crying, trying to hide her emotions with makeup looking in the mirror. i noticed cuts on her wrists.. i walked up to her and said "OH my god, your dress is perfect! you look so gorgeous, will you take a picture with me" she wiped away a tear, smiled and said "thnk you.. so much.." we took a picture and now we're texting. and this morning i woke up to a text that said
    "you saved me..."

  15. DrinkBleach DrinkBleach
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 2:37pm UTC
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  16. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 7:02am UTC
    .: I Met Him On Omegle :.
    Chapter 4
    Andreas P.O.V
    "So, there's a new kid," Crystal said.
    "Have you seen him?" I asked.
    “Yes and he is unbelievably gorgeous. Almost as gorgeous as Jesse and Ryan.”
    “That's not that hard,” I scoffed.
    Lie.
    “Whatever you say, c'mon. I met him this morning, I'll introduce you to him,” Crystal said grinning happily. She obviously really, really liked this boy. We were in school, I had just arrived when Crystal asked me about the new kid. She grabbed hold of my arm and dragged me to where a boy, probably the new kid was.
    “Hey Crystal!” he said. I took in his appearance. He had light brown hair with dark eyes. His face wasn't exactly tanned but he wasn't pale and he looked fairly built. He looked genuinely happy to see her. He actually looked very excited.
    “Hi Josh! This is my best friend, Andi. Andi this is Josh.” Josh smiled at me.
    “It's nice to meet you, Andi,” Josh told me before looking back to Crystal. He looked at her with awe and Crystal was oblivious to the fact.
    “You too, Josh. I have to go. Nice meeting you.” I walked off smiling, time to play cupid.
    The day ended quickly, I was trying to figure out a way to get Crystal and Josh together. When I got home, I went on Facebook. I had another friend request and a part of me prayed it was Jesse just so I could know he was thinking about me but it wasn't from him, it was from Josh. I also had a new message, it was from Jesse Gray. Can you even send messages if you're not friends with somebody?!
    Obviously, Andi.
    I opened it and read it out loud, “Hey Andi. Are you mad at me? 'Cause I thought we were friends... you said so. Are you mad 'cause I got out of the Omegle thing? I had to, you don't understand. Anyway, just add me and I promise I'll be the best, best friend ever. Love, Jesse.”
    I typed back, 'I'm sorry, do I know you?' As soon as I sent it I felt like a mega b/tch. I wish I could take the message back. Though, it's not like he cares. I was probably just a girl he met on Omegle.
    Actually not probably, I was just a girl he met on Omegle. I sighed, logging off Facebook and went downstairs where my mum was watching TV.
    “How was school sweetie?”
    “Great.”
    “Your father and I spoke today...” Mum said, slowly.
    “And? Don't you speak everyday?” I furrowed my eyebrows. “You're getting a divorce, aren't you? I knew it, I mean you guys never even talk that much. He's always at work and you're not. I knew it, when did you decide?” I rambled.
    “Your father and I aren't getting a divorce, Andrea.”
    “Oh,” I said feeling stupid.
    “Anyways,” my mum said dismissively. “Guess what?”
    “What?”
    “For the Winter holidays, we'll be going to America for two weeks!”
    Comment for a reminder! (:
    Teaser: Diana clicked video call for Ryan.
    Like it? Hate it? Love it? So, in the last chapter, I accidently wrote 'my parents are dead' It was meant to say, 'my parents aren't dead'. Thanks to bitemylip who picked up on it (:

  17. MsMinty101 MsMinty101
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Ugly People Problems #9
    Me: I'm cold.
    Guys: Shut up I can't control the weather.
    Pretty Girl: I'm cold.
    Guys: Here take my jacket my beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frost bite oh dear lord let this child be warm.

  18. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Here's to the people
    who have liked the same person
    formonths

  19. hanniebananie hanniebananie
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    ADMIT IT:
    The turtle from Finding Nemo, was high as f//uck.

  20. Julidanika Julidanika
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Josh: I hope you go bald!
    Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
    2012: *Oprah Ends*

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