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posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Person: you have a pimple on your face
Me:
Me: woah thank you
Me: i wasn't aware at all
Me: i must have been too dumb to notice it in the first place
Me: if you had never told me, who knows how long that pimple was going to be on my face
Me: well i guess now that you informed me..
Me: i shall sprinkle fairy dust on my face to make it disappear
Me: anyways, thanks again
Me: i really appreciate it
hope you noticed the sarcasm

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:04pm UTC

Who cares about the people at school?
I don't. Want to know why? We aren't going to see them in a few years and they are going to be out of our lives sooner than you think. Why put so much focus and attention into people who couldn't care less about you and vice versa? When people tease or just act like a bitc.h.. I just laugh because what they say doesn't define me as a person. What nice thing have they done for you?
Stop thinking about the people who don't think about you. Ignore them because in the end, it won't matter. Those people won't matter, the words won't matter, the hurt, the stress.. Nothing.
Try thinking of yourself and what matters to you because in school.. that's all that matters.

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dolph*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Imagine if you woke up one day
And your life had back up music
Like if you were arguing and the music was just like DUN DUN DUN
And you were eating and it was just like elevator music

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 3:29pm UTC

When you see pictures of your
friends, hanging out and you weren't invited

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC

People from California: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE STAR.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND.
Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE.
People from California: ....
People from New York: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE.
People from New York: ....
People from Europe: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER.
Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN.
Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
People from Europe: ....
People from Australia: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING.
Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES.
People from Australia: ....

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 2:50pm UTC

me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 12:53pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awkward moment
when the teacher is looking for volunteers and you accidently make eye contact.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 11:21am UTC

Have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and
woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you're just like, "Where did this come from?"

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:08pm UTC

One time I tried socializing,
never again.

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everythingcrazy
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:14pm UTC

I LOVE HOW
as soon as the cats' food bowl is empty they suddenly love me.

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im_just_me
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Everybody in Boston , you will all be in our thoughts , prayers and wishes.
(this is just so horrible)

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PennyCP98
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Pray For Boston
Everyone, you are in my heart

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xosmileyxo4
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:20pm UTC

I don't know what you want me to say.
What is left to say?
It's broken. It's over. I'm done.

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Shana*
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:29pm UTC

This world sickens me.
How can you bomb a bunch of innocent people?
Shoot up a bunch of 6 & 7 year olds?
Just how?
Do you have a heart?

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:04pm UTC

I hate what this world has been turned into.
You used to beable to go outside, and not worry about getting mugged, or shot.
Now, you run a marathon for charity, and some idiot tries to blow everyone up.
I can't even begin to describe how disgusted I am.
Thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Boston.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC

My brother walked into my room.
He asked what the worst day of my life was.
I said 'i dont know.' and he said
'mine was today.'
i asked him why and he was silent.
i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'
he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.
he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'
and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.
my heart broke.
he's only 9.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Just because someone supports gay rights,
doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

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SelinTheBean*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i love this emoti so much (◡‿◡✿)
because it's so cute and innocent and it makes everything better
examples:
i peed on your mother (◡‿◡✿)
i ran over your dog (◡‿◡✿)
i stabbed you in your sleep (◡‿◡✿)
(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 4:34pm UTC

I always try not to laugh when people yell at me
because they think they're so tough when in reality I couldn't care less about what they have to say.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 3:54pm UTC

"YOU'RE SO UGLY!!"
"Really?"
"YES!!"
"Good, I'm trying to look like you today.."

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