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lovemem1998ly

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Member Since: 11 Dec 2011 04:40pm

Last Seen: 29 May 2012 04:33pm

user id: 249494

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  1. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    Shut Up. The only test you can pass is the Pregnancy Test :p

  2. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:27am UTC
    Hey I just met you.
    and this is crazy...
    get in my van,
    and I'll call you baby.

  3. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    In a relationship, trust is like glue;
    If you don't have it you won't be able to stick together.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  4. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:20am UTC
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    ♥ You've got that smile that could light up my world ♥

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    Format:blobbyblobster/blobbyformats

  5. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:17am UTC
    Love doesn't hurt,
    loving the person does.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  6. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:12am UTC
    Girl: I wasnt Drunk >.<
    Boy: Are you sure? You picked up a pineapple and begged spongebob to come out xD!

  7. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Confused
    How did Mr.Krabs even produce Pearl....The WHALE!

  8. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 8:23am UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    Y'ou Jelly?
    Nah Bro,Im Nutella ;D.
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  9. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:12am UTC
    3 Easiest ways to die;
    1. Puff a cigarette daily;
    - You'll die 10 years early.
    2. Drink alcohol daily;
    - You'll die 30 years early.
    3. Love someone who doesn't love you back;
    - You'll die daily.

  10. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 8:03am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    When I eat macaroni
    I eat them one noodle at a time.

  11. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:09am UTC
    What Happens When
    Chipmunks Hit Puberty?
    Format by twilightgirl995

  12. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:03am UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

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    Not mine. I just love it

  13. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    It's okay, I understand.
    She's skinnier, She's prettier, She's funnier. Don't worry, I wouldn't choose Me either.

    format:blobbyblobster?blobbyformats

  14. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:15am UTC
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    ♥ The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them.

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    Format:blobbyblobster/blobbyformats

  15. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:11am UTC
    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
    Format:blobbyblobster/blobbyformats

  16. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:06am UTC
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    format:blobbyblobster?blobbyformats

  17. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 8:05am UTC
    That FML Moment When
    you're playing a game on your phone and
    someone sends you a text and you lose
    >.<

  18. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:03am UTC
    Worst Idea Ever:
    To add my mom on Facebook >.<

  19. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 9:55am UTC
    If I had a penny for everytime you said "I Love You" I would be rich !!

  20. lovemem1998ly lovemem1998ly
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    I was in class and listening to music and thought, well if i farted on the beat no one will hear. Then afterwards i realize, i had headphones in.

:)

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