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nicole🌹*
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March 24, 2014 5:07pm UTC

*One day in Geometry*
Guy in my class: I just love fictional charachters and mythical creatures like oh my god
Geometry teacher: So you're in love with a unicorn?

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March 24, 2014 12:25am UTC

you think im makeup
without any pretty on

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March 23, 2014 6:55pm UTC

crap? no, no. i feel like crepe. flattened, unable to rise. filled with chocolate and icing sugar

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March 24, 2014 12:36am UTC

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” b×tch myself bye

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*crybaby*
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March 24, 2014 3:38am UTC

do you ever just wear headphones so people won't talk to you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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* Sabaism *
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March 23, 2014 6:10pm UTC

Me: *Sacrifices a muffin to the gods in hopes that it'll bring impending doom to the WBC*

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March 24, 2014 1:58am UTC

it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fückin double standard

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March 23, 2014 10:03pm UTC

when someone says “ten years ago” I think about the 90’s not 2004

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March 23, 2014 5:33pm UTC

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

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March 23, 2014 9:45pm UTC

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March 20, 2014 12:41am UTC

college should be $25