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  1. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 5:07pm UTC
    *One day in Geometry*
    Guy in my class: I just love fictional charachters and mythical creatures like oh my god
    Geometry teacher: So you're in love with a unicorn?

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 12:25am UTC
    you think im makeup
    without any pretty on

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    crap? no, no. i feel like crepe. flattened, unable to rise. filled with chocolate and icing sugar

  4. capsized* capsized*
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    March 24, 2014 12:36am UTC
    i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” b×tch myself bye

  5. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 3:38am UTC
    do you ever just wear headphones so people won't talk to you


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 6:10pm UTC
    Me: *Sacrifices a muffin to the gods in hopes that it'll bring impending doom to the WBC*

  8. capsized* capsized*
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    March 24, 2014 1:58am UTC
    it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fückin double standard

  9. capsized* capsized*
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    March 23, 2014 10:03pm UTC
    when someone says “ten years ago” I think about the 90’s not 2004

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 5:33pm UTC
    you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

  11. capsized* capsized*
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    March 23, 2014 9:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 12:41am UTC
    college should be $25

  13. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 8:12pm UTC
    I’ll just watch one...
    --Episode
    ----Epison
    -------Epason
    -----------Eason
    -------------Season.

  14. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
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    March 20, 2014 9:56am UTC
    "It's impossible" said Pride.
    "It's risky" said Experience.
    "It's pointless" said Reason.
    "Give it a try" whispered the Heart.

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
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    March 17, 2014 5:18pm UTC
    What I get What it feels like
    A+ A
    A B
    A- C
    B D
    C F
    D You suck.
    F Become a burrito.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    when something extremely funny
    happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

  17. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 9:41pm UTC
    Watching frozen like a 5yr old with my sister haha

  18. xXBeautifulLiesXx xXBeautifulLiesXx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:53pm UTC
    •Single
    •Taken
    •I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!

  19. xXBeautifulLiesXx xXBeautifulLiesXx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:36pm UTC
    Rules For Texting A Girl:
    1. Dont Take 40 Minutes To Reply.
    2. Use Good Grammar.
    3. Ask Questions.
    4. Use The :) Face.

  20. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 12:57am UTC
    We're just misguided ghosts

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