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  1. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 5:36pm EDT
    All i want is one person i can count on.
    Just one. Someone that i know will help me if i call them and im crying my eyes out. Someone who will celebrate with me if i text them good news and knows i'll do the same for them. Im not asking for 10 best friends. I just need one person.

  2. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 5:14pm EDT
    "They're just kitty scratches."

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 3:32pm EDT
    Me: Breath if you find me attractive
    Entire human race *dies from lack of oxygen*

  4. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:20pm EDT
    Fave if you remember,
    - When we could have pictures in quotes.
    -JamesBrass was annoying.
    -AliceCullen was really popular.
    -Everyone wanted Brandon Cyrus gone.
    -When Witty went Pink for Breast Cancer Awarness month.
    -Detox weekend.
    This quotes for all the Original Wittians!

  5. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:18pm EDT
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.

  6. chickflick0523__ chickflick0523__
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 7:50pm EDT
    i need to stop being sarcastic 24/7
    because nobody knows when im serious
    and im just like...
    "no really, f*ck you"

  7. lexixojgari lexixojgari
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 9:47pm EDT
    I'm so dumb to think a guy like you
    would actually like a girl like me.):


  8. zoemckenzie28 zoemckenzie28
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 9:55pm EDT
    There could be 100 HOT guys right in front of me
    and you would still be the only thing on my mind

  9. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 10:16pm EDT
    The thought
    of how much better my future can be makes the present bearable.

  10. kristinnamariee kristinnamariee
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 7:11pm EDT
    Boy: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
    Girl: You wear pants dont you?

  11. no_one_is_perfect no_one_is_perfect
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 7:50pm EDT
    I wonder what it feels like
    To be that perfect girl everybody likes

  12. HerEyesHerEyes HerEyesHerEyes
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 3:28pm EDT
    dated, married THEN had a baby.
    Young ladies take note.

  13. allyoup0807 allyoup0807
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 2:27pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  14. driscoll08x driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:18pm EDT
    I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy
    and my face hits the mirror.

  15. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:23pm EDT
    tells you that you deserve better,.
    yet no one is willing to give it to you.

  16. ijustneedaplacetovent ijustneedaplacetovent
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 7:59pm EDT
    Im the Ugly friend
    & knowing your friends think that too, hurts ♥

  17. ShyannNichole ShyannNichole
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 8:59pm EDT
    Yeah I'm Smiling,
    But you're not the reason anymore .

  18. alliislovex3 alliislovex3
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 4:25pm EDT
    i'm so romantic,
    sometimes i think i should date myself. ♥nmf

  19. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:54pm EDT
    it's okay;
    i've learned to expect the lowest
    from the♥people i♥thought the
    highest of..♥

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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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