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  1. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm EDT
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  2. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am EDT
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  3. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm EDT

  4. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am EDT
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:41pm EST
    I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
    Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:14pm EDT
    A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
    White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
    Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
    White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
    Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
    Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:45pm EST
    I would be
    an awful parent.
    My kid would say
    “I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
    and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
    “I feel you”

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm EST
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  9. TaintedCorruption TaintedCorruption
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:15pm EST
    Sister: What's a pedestrian?
    Me: Ask mom.
    Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
    Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
    Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
    Mom: But you are a pedestrain
    Sister: *cries*

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 2:22pm EST
    is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 5:47pm EST
    Can we do a thing where someone
    starts a lyric from a song and you all
    comment another lyric from another song
    but makes sure it makes sense and let's
    make our own song and it can belike an
    anthem

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 5:22pm EST
    This shade of black I’m wearing
    really brings out the color of my soul

  13. willersmit* willersmit*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 2:34pm EST
    Do you ever wish that your mouth had a backspace button...

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 2:40pm EST
    do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

  15. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 5:09pm EST
    Humility is not
    thinking
    less of yourself.
    It's thinking
    of yourself
    less.

  16. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 7:46pm EST
    My life is like a romantic comedy except there is no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes

  17. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 5:42pm EST
    One time in third grade I was playing tag and I tripped and fell down a hill and I just kinda layed there in my own blood for a few minutes face down and these boys came up to me and were like "is it dead should we hide it"

  18. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 2:21pm EST
    What did Taylor Swift scream as she was going down a roller coaster??
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE are never ever ever getting back together

  19. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 12:41pm EST
    ...it's a witty thing♥17
    Associating certain users with certain formats.


  20. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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