When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them. When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste. When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3
What is wrong with you? How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control? She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face? Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm? She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun. She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't. Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener. She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies. Imperfection is beautiful.
I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago. Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.
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April 21, 2013 2:14pm EDT
A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends. White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~ Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m? White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there! Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white?? Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
Sister: What's a pedestrian? Me: Ask mom. Sister: I can't it sounds dirty. Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN! Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN. Mom: But you are a pedestrain Sister: *cries*
One time in third grade I was playing tag and I tripped and fell down a hill and I just kinda layed there in my own blood for a few minutes face down and these boys came up to me and were like "is it dead should we hide it"