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1. moshturbation*
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2013 7:32pm UTC
   In the garden,
   I will die.
   In the roses
   they will kill me.
   I was going, mother,
   to pick roses,
   to find death.
   
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2. moshturbation*
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   September 5, 2013 6:02am UTC
   Poems stirred
   into paper coffee-cups, eaten
   with petals on rye in the
   sun--the cold shadows in back,
   and the traffic grinding the
   borders of spring.
   d.l
   
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3. moshturbation*
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   August 23, 2013 4:08am UTC
   Plot twist; The p r o s t i t u t e actually wants a hug.
   
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4. moshturbation*
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2013 2:12am UTC
   I love;
   Rainy nights.
   Scented candles.
   Long phone candles.
   Green tea.
   Incense.
   The smell of old books.
   Silences that aren't awkward.
   Kept promises.
   Cozy clothes.
   Slow dances.
   The smell of cigarettes.
   Quotes.
   British accent
   Cheek kisses.
   Late mornings.
   You.
   
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5. moshturbation*
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   August 9, 2013 3:34am UTC
   Maybe she loved mysteries so much,
   That she became one her self.
   
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6. moshturbation*
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2013 4:24pm UTC
   Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends
   NMF
   ©p0kemon©
   
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7. moshturbation*
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2013 9:34pm UTC
   You can be my Seth Cohen,
   And I could be your Lorelai.
   
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8. moshturbation*
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   July 12, 2013 3:49am UTC
   *Seductively sucks a lollipop*
   This isn't the only thing I can suck
   I also suck at life.
   
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9. moshturbation*
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   June 23, 2013 6:00am UTC
   I'm afraid of growing old. At my Pop's funeral a few months ago i was walking around looking at different gravestones and seeing husbands and wives buried together, but i seen so many where one had past away a few years ago and it just made me realize that their poor husband or wife is now living without the love of their life. I'm just afraid of being old and seeing everyone i know, love and grew up with passing away and never knowing when it's my turn.
   
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10. moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 5:16am UTC
    Write me a letter!
    Dear _______________,
    I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
    Love,
    _______________
    (P.S. ______________.)
    This is just for fun, and this letter idea is not mine anyway, so you can just take it like that.
    So. Thanks.
    
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11. moshturbation*
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    June 1, 2013 6:28am UTC
    Some drink to remember.
    And some smoke to forget.
    
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12. moshturbation*
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    May 11, 2013 12:28am UTC
    little angels' kisses, sprinkled like sugar
    dancing merrily, around an ivory face
    coffee coloured diamonds mark battle wounds of defeat
    but their whimsical details on rosy cheeks tells a story
    one of freedom and love,
    encompassed on a black canvas
    
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13. moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 3:43am UTC
    The one who my heart skips for is:
    Is big, wide and very delicous.
    He likes to feed me at night.
    He likes to keep cool and yeah.
    Shoutout to my love, refrigerator
    
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14. moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 5:26am UTC
    She's bleeding insecurity
    
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15. moshturbation*
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    April 29, 2013 3:35am UTC
    I should ink my skin, with your name.
    And take my passport out again,and just replace it.
    See I could do without a tan on my left hand,
    where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.
    
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16. moshturbation*
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    April 26, 2013 12:46am UTC
    Dear Crush,
    I'm sorry I'm acting this way towards you but it's kinda hard watching you snuggle up with my best friend.
    It's not on purpose, I promise.
    I still melt under your gaze, your smile still gives me butterflies.
    I'm sorry I'm not replying to your calls and texts.
    I lied to you about having feelings for someone else.
    The truth is I still have feelings for you.
    I still blush beet red when you speak to me,
    I still stutter whilst talking to you,
    I'm still waiting for that kiss.
    I'm waiting for our cheeks to brush as we hug.
    I'm waiting to kiss your freckles peppered over your nose.
    I'm so sorry for everything.
    I hope you're reading this.
    
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17. moshturbation*
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    April 25, 2013 4:14am UTC
    Lest we forget
    
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18. moshturbation*
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    April 24, 2013 3:18am UTC
    Tickling is like being r/a/ped but you're forced to laugh.
    
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19. moshturbation*
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    April 24, 2013 3:16am UTC
    My mom said to me:
    "Guess whose doing the dishes tonight?"
    I hit that Soulja Boy & said "YOUUUUUUUU!"
    
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20. moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 3:14am UTC
    me: why am I so fat?
    me: *eats 50 slices of pizza
    me: *eats 49 tubs of ice cream
    me: *eats entire family
    me: WHYY
    
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