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"Life is a journey, not a destination."

Witty has become part of my life over the past two years, and I can say that it has changed me. For better or for worse, I do not know, but it has made an impact. I've met some of the most beautiful and amazing people on here who will forever be in my heart, and their stories will remain with me wherever life takes me. I just want you all to remember that life may be pretty rocky now, but it will get smoother. Eventually. No matter how hard you think it is, ending it will never be the answer. Hang in there, it gets better, I promise. I hope life takes you where you wish to be. ♥

lovecrazy
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July 15, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Not trying to brag or anything,
but I just saved everyone's lives. I was in the shower and there was this giant man eating spider that wanted to eat everyone and take over the universe, but I killed it. You can all thank me now.

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lovecrazy
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July 11, 2013 12:30pm UTC

HA HA HA guuuuys I just got reported and blocked on Facebook.
It's actually quite funny, so let me tell you. A girl I go to school with posted a picture of her in a bikini doing the duck lips and peace sign saying "getting tan" actually she wasn't tan she's burnt af. Anyway, that bikini is 5x too small... So I commented "The camel called, he wants his toe back." She didn't like that too well uh ohhhh we've got an angry dorito on the loose guys.

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lovecrazy
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July 8, 2013 6:26pm UTC

It's sad how the only time we want to live
>> is when we're told that we're dying.

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lovecrazy
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July 7, 2013 3:47pm UTC

I don't understand why some girls think it is so cute
to take pictures after they get out of the shower or something and their wet hair soaks their shirt. Honey, you look like you're lactating.

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lovecrazy
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July 6, 2013 1:10pm UTC

I will only say this once. I should not have to, and will not repeat myself.
If you ever in anyway whatsoever disrespect someone in the military, or their family, I will personally escort you and sign you up for the military. Those men and women have more guts and courage than you probably ever will, and they deserve all of your respect. I can't count on one hand how many family members I have out their risking their lives for us, and if you have the nerve to say something bad about them, we're going to have a major problem. I do not care if you are against war, you respect people that are out there fighting for your freedom.

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lovecrazy
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July 4, 2013 9:30pm UTC

Normal people: Awe! Your baby is so cute! He/she looks just like you!
Me: Dude your kid is ugly af. I'd get my money back if I were you.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Friend: You'll never guess what I'm wearing.
Me: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Him: Uh khakis.
Me: Well, she sounds hideous.
Him: Well, she's a guys so..

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lovecrazy
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July 3, 2013 8:07pm UTC

If you're a guy and you wear flip flops,
I'm judging you. I'm judging you so hard. And yo ratchet àss feet better be controlled and look presentable.

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lovecrazy
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July 2, 2013 9:48pm UTC

I hate hearing little kids calling other kids names or laughing at them,
they're like 5 years old and I want to punch them in the face. That's what happened to me, and I never want a kid to feel like that. I was like 6 or 7, and in 1st grade, and one day at recess these little girls were making fun of my hair. After recess, I ran to class and cut my hair with the scissors we were supposed to use for crafts later. My mom had to come pick me up because I wouldn't stop crying. That shìt hurts, and fùcks you up forever.

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lovecrazy
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June 30, 2013 2:08pm UTC

I was at the store earlier with my mom
and there was this lady who was around 70-80 with her daughter who was maybe like 40-50. The daughter was like "Mom, where did you put the crackers?" and the lady was "Up my àss. That's where." Maaaaan, I love sassy old people.

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lovecrazy
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June 28, 2013 7:50pm UTC

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lovecrazy
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June 28, 2013 12:59pm UTC

I cannot even begin to express my hatred for being on your period
while staying at a friend's house. Like it's so damn awkward when you have to change your tampon. Can that wrapper get any louder!? And like don't even get me started on if you bleed through and their little bìtch àss siblings point it out. Ooh you may be 5 but I'll hit you with a car. And what's even worse is if you start at their house! For the love of Christ someone take my ovaries out.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 8:44pm UTC

I hate those really cocky and arrogant people,
who think they're amazing. No, sit the fùck down, you ain't even cute.

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lovecrazy
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June 25, 2013 5:49pm UTC

♥ Hover over this for a special message. ♥

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lovecrazy
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June 22, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Here's some future parenting tips:
1. Never and I mean ever tell your child they are fat. It's great to want to help them lose weight, eat healthy, and exercise, but do not make jokes about their weight, or make them feel self-conscious.
2. If you and your husband/wife fight a lot, and it's just not working out, stop trying to make it work. Yes, divorce is hard on kids, but you're ruining their childhood and possibly their lives because they have to listen to you fight constantly.
3. Don't talk at your child, talk to them. They're not stupid, so stop talking to them like they are. They can understand what's going on, you just have to tell them.
4. Trust them. Trust them until they give you a reason not to. By that, I mean a real reason, not some stupid reason like they said they were doing their homework but they were really on the computer.
5. Be someone they can count on. You know how hard it is to be a teenager, and feel like you're alone. Show them that they can talk to you, that you're going to be there for them.
6. No matter what, you love those kids. They are a precious gift that you were blessed with, love them. Protect them, cherish them, and love them.

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lovecrazy
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June 20, 2013 6:04pm UTC

I always know when my period is coming.
I eat like every 5 seconds and then get upset because I can't stop eating and I'm going to get fat.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 11:55am UTC

I crave you
in the most
innocent form.
I crave to say
good night
and give you
forehead kisses
and to say
that I adore you
when you feel
at your worst.
I crave you
in ways
where I just
want to be
next to you
and nothing
more or less.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:21pm UTC

A lot of kids get upset, when things like
Father's Day come around, because for whatever reason it may be, they do not have a father in their life. The thing is, they do. No, it may not be your biological father, and it may not even be a man. But, a father is someone who cares for, loves, and raises you. There are a lot of cases today, where your father may also be your mother, grandmother, aunt, whatever. What I'm trying to say is that it's okay to be upset about that, but you should also show the person who has stepped up as your father how much you appreciate and love them. Oh, and I know there are some fathers on here, so Happy Father's Day.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 8:27pm UTC

That amazing feeling you get,
when you slide through a tight space with very little difficulty.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 9:06pm UTC

I don't like people. At all.
So if I tell you I like you, you must be pretty damn amazing.

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