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  1. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    if i ever went on a shopping trip where
    i was the only one in the mall and everything was free, i'd probably hit the food court first.

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    Unless you're music,
    I don't want to listen to you.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    when a cute boy sneezes i don't say
    bless you because i see that god already has

  4. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: *post a picture of Psy*
    Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: This guy is like the herpes of music. You think he's gone but then he comes back.
    His Fans: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO TRUE HE'S TERRIBLE YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
    *the next day*
    Interviewer: So Billie Joe Armstrong says that you're 'the herpes of music'
    Psy: What.....what's herpes?
    Interviewer: It's a disease that puts a sore on your mouth. It fades away but then it comes right back.
    Psy: That's really cool. I need to talk to this guy.
    Psy: *turns to camera*
    Psy: It's really cool that you called me herpes. Thank you so much.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    i don't hate school because "i'm a teenager"
    no i hate it because who the f.ck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning andgo to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok bye

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    Since Abercrombie & Fitch destroys it's unsold and won't donate because
    poor people wearing the clothes would be a bad image, I say everyone should donate as much Abercrombie & Fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaniously p.iss off a sh.itty company and help those in need.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    i really don’t understand
    how a lot of you are single
    because you’re all attractive
    and have good music taste
    like what more do people want


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  9. Screaming Screaming
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:11am UTC
    Sad things I do when I'm bored #1
    Make Sims accounts of my favourite TV characters.
    5+ for more.

  10. Cher_Lloyd Cher_Lloyd
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:14am UTC
    "It's better to stick out than blend in. And I feel like my fans are like that. They like to stick out, they like to cause a scene. I love that. Don't blend in. Try and stand out."
    -Cher Lloyd


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  12. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:07pm UTC
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    Since when is witty about political issues ?
    who cares if someone supports gay marriages.
    Since when is witty a One Direction fan base?
    who care if someone doesn't like One Direction.
    Since when is witty a food plan?
    Who honestly gives a f/ck if someone doesn't like nutella.
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  13. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    I'm writing short stories
    Until I have time for testing fate.
    The first one will be called.
    A love story gone bad .
    Comment for Notifications

  14. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    My friends brother has cancer. He went to the barber shop to shave off his head before chemotherapy. Here's the story.
    Sitting at the barber shop with my brother and the man across from him asks why he's shaving his head. He explains he has cancer and without hesitation the man tells the barber to shave his hair off. Without even knowing my brother he did one of the nicest things I've ever seen.
    Picture ;
    http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/541621_3177908500335_1518685418_n.jpg


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  16. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    My neighbor knocked on my door at 3:30am this morning , Can you believe that 3:30 am ?!!luckily for him i was still upplaying my drums... m

  17. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Plot twist:
    Somebody actually finds me attractive.

  18. MissSopralto MissSopralto
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:46am UTC
    blacklace
    When all the people in
    High School Musical
    have never rehearsed, but are all singing the same song and doing the exact same dance. In unison.
    nmf
    blacklace

  19. D0ri20 D0ri20
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Who elese
    Wants to see Socko appear on ICarly?

  20. kaylee12321 kaylee12321
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.-Bill Cosby

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