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  1. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    What a kiss means.... Actually read the whole thing ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    -Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
    -Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
    ... ... ... ... ... ... -Kiss on the Cheek = Be with me-Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
    -Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    -Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    -Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    -Slap on the Butt = That's mine
    -Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    -Looking into each others Eyes = I just plain love you
    -Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    -Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    -Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --Advice--- Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in loveeeee.
    --Requirements---Post this again after reading ! Or you will have 1 bad year of relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now, and can't get them out of your head, then re-post this within 1 minute & whoever you are missing will surprise you...

  2. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you.

  3. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    THIS IS NOT EASY.......... ENJOY - MERRY CHRISTMAS This is the eye test. Look for the LOWER case `L` and you will be kissed tomorrow ! LLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLL. Now look for the `N`. This is really hard . MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMM . Now find the mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Now wish for something you really want after the count down! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1, Now close your eyes and make a wish .******************** . Put this as your status and your wish will come true! You have 19 minutes! Or what you wished for will be the opposite !

  4. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    "Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't he'll die in 12 days."
    sorry I just didn't want to take any chances...

  5. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    7th grade
    boy: I like her and i want you to tell her for me.
    boy's friend: ok
    boys Friend: hey, he likes you, you want to go out?
    Girl: um.. no. sorry.
    8th grade:
    boy: i like her and i want her to know..will you tell her.
    boy's friend: sure
    Boy's friend: he likes you and he wants to go out with you.
    Girl: no i like someone else.
    That Summer:
    Boy: i like her and i want to tell her.
    Boy: i like you and i want to go out with you.
    Girl: no i just want to be friends.
    few days later:
    Girl: He likes me but i don't like him
    Girls' friends: i don't think he will bother you again. i dare you to go out with next guy to ask you out.
    Girl: ok
    The next day:
    Boy: i really like you will you please go out with me.
    Girl: yes
    boy: what?!
    Girl: yes!
    boy:YESS!!!
    Girl starts to fall for the boy.
    Exactly one month later:
    Girls friend: i think its time you break up
    Girl: ok.. (secretly doesn't want to but is too afraid her friend will hate her if she said no)
    Boy: hey
    Girl:hi
    Boy: hows it goin?
    Girl: its fine.
    Boy: whats wrong?
    Girl: i think we should break up..
    Boy: what..?
    Girl: we should break up.
    Boy: why...
    Girl: its just.. we never see eachother any more
    Boy: I can change that
    Girl: I've never met your family
    Boy: I can change that
    Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore.
    Boy: I wish i could change that.
    Girl: I'm sorry.
    Boy: i know.
    Girl: i'm sorry.. i have to go.
    Boy: thanks for trying.
    The next day
    Boy: Hey
    Girl: I'm sorry
    Boy: No i'm happy we broke up i could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
    Girl: ok.
    Freshman
    Girl: (playing their song) I like him.. i have since we first started dating. but i can't tell him, i can't tell anybody.
    Sophmore
    Boy has a new girlfriend
    Girl: (playing their song) i like him.. i still do.. but i can't tell him. i can't tell anybody.
    Junior year
    Boy and his girlfriend broke up.
    Girl: I like you. I always have and I always will.
    Boy: I'm sorry i like someone else.
    Girl runs away crying.
    The next day the boy finds a note in his locker.
    I told you i like you. but i was wrong. i ment I love you. But you don't love me. I wish i could change that. I'm sorry for that day back in 8th grade. I really didn't want to. I'm gone now, I've been sick for a while now. By the time you read this I'll be in the hospital on life support. I just needed to tell you before i go. I love you. Don't for get that.
    Boy stares at the paper for a long time and runs down the hall. He went to her house. but she wasn't home.
    The next day:
    Boy goes to the hospital and tells the nurse who he wants to see.
    Nurse: it seems she checked out yesterday.
    Boy: She's better?
    Nurse: I'm afraid not. she had cancer and she passed away, yesterday. I'm sorry.
    the boy stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street.
    The next day:
    At her Funeral
    The boy asks to speak.
    Boy: A few days before i received a note from her. (he reads the note.) and i wanted to tell her before she left that I loved her, i love her. i loved her for a long time. and there is nothing i can do now. nothing. all i can say is i love you and now your gone.. I wish i could change that. The Boy starts crying and so does everyone else.
    The Boy ends up marrying her friend that told her to break up with him. When he found that out that she did that, he killed himself to be with The Girl. He was 28.
    REPOST or you will have bad luck in love for 28 years.
    RePoSt and somebody will tell you they love you tomorrow and you will get good news tonight at midnight.
    Repost if you have a heart and want to find a cure for all serious diseases including cancer..
    Repost for all of the people who fear death is at there door
    Repost for people with cancer.

  6. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    .
    How much do youlove me?(:
    as much as i love my xbox<3
    .
    awww<3
    wanna no a secret?
    mhhhmmm:)
    .
    i dont have an xbox.
    .

  7. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 12:18pm UTC
    ‎(Girl) Am I pretty
    (Boy) No
    (Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
    (Boy) No
    (Girl) Would you cry if I walked away?
    ... ... (Boy) No She heard enough and wazs hurt,she walked away tears ran down her face.The boy graded her arm
    ( Boy) You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away,I would die
    (Boy whispers) Please stay with me
    (Girl whispers) Of course
    Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4p.m. tomorrow - it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years sorry

  8. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you.

  9. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this
    its just so darn cute ;3

  10. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    ‎12 signs that your in love :)
    twelve: You walk really slow when you're with them.
    eleven: You feel shy whenever they're around.
    ...
    ten: You smile when you hear their voice.
    nine: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you just him/her.
    seven: They're all you think about.
    six: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
    five: You would do anything just to see them.
    four: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
    three: You just smiled because it was true.
    two: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number eight was missing.
    one: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.
    Now make a wish .................................................
    Post this as your status, And something good will happen, because you read this, you will get kissed on Friday.
    BREAK it and your crush will ask someone else out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this You will have bad luck for 10 years of your life :(

  11. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now And can't get them out of your head Then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you ♥

  12. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    What a kiss means.... Actually read the whole thing ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    -Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
    -Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
    ... ... ... ... ... ... -Kiss on the Cheek = Be with me-Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
    -Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    -Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    -Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    -Slap on the Butt = That's mine
    -Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    -Looking into each others Eyes = I just plain love you
    -Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    -Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    -Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --Advice--- Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in loveeeee.
    --Requirements---Post this again after reading ! Or you will have 1 bad year of relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now, and can't get them out of your head, then re-post this within 1 minute & whoever you are missing will surprise you...

  13. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
    ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
    Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day:(
    A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two
    people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
    brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
    her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
    wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
    would die.
    If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your
    life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow
    will be the best day of your life..
    However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have
    bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  14. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    "test ur tongue" ;)
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *Once yo*find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    uve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry

  15. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years..R WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORR
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  16. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    MY CRUSH
    Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them. Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush

  17. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  18. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    MY CRUSH
    Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them. Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush

  19. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    MY CRUSH
    Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them. Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush

  20. love_yu love_yu
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    90% Of people marry there 7th-12th grade loves. If you had read this, good things will happen to u tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

:)

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