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  1. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    On December 6th wear a black ribbon on your wrist if you've ever
    self harmed
    purged
    binged
    starved yourself
    or
    have been suicidial.
    If you see someone else with the ribbon, go up to them and hug them or tell them to stay strong.
    Spread the word.

  2. conversel0ver conversel0ver
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Why is Peter Pan always in the air?
    Because he neverlands.
    nmf.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    I like being alone.
    I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. it gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But, when I see a mother with her child; a girl with her lover; or a friend laughing with their best friend. I realize that even though I like being alone,
    I don't like being alone

  4. boulevardofbrokendreams boulevardofbrokendreams
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    THE GIRL WHO SMILES AND
    TALKS NON-STOP
    is the same girl who cries herself
    to sleep.

  5. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    I remember when friends didn't talk
    about each other behind their back.
    I remember when friends didn't change
    because they met a boyfriend.
    I remember when people became friends
    because they wanted to have someone
    who would be there for them.
    I remember when friends actually
    had each others backs and
    stood up for each other.
    I don't even know what you would
    consider a friend anymore.
    No matter what happens you are supposed
    to stay with them not ditch them
    because it doesn't benefit you.
    If you're going to try and ruin my day
    then stay far far away from me..when things gets tough
    is when you find out who is there for you and who isn't.
    That's what tests your character, too bad most have none.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    And you wonder
    if you come across their mind
    as much as they come across yours.
    Because it’s such a sad feeling
    not knowing how someone you like
    feels about you...

  7. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    *In class walking back to my seat*
    Me: lalalalala
    Teacher: Come here.
    Me: *Walks over to her* Yessss?
    Teacher: *Pulls out a paper* What does this say?
    Me: I dunno. Why don't you ask the 3 year old that wrote it?!
    Teacher: Uh..
    Me: What?
    Teacher: This is your essay.
    Me:
    Teacher:
    The 3 year old I tried to blame it on:
    My dead fish:
    Me: Wow, I really do have bad handwriting

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    It’s difficult liking someone.
    Because sometimes, you don’t know if they have
    feelings for you or not.
    They’d send you all of these mixed signals
    that’ll eventually just confuse the heck out of you.
    You’re sitting there just trying to figure them out for yourself.
    Then you have all these things you’re urging to tell them,
    including how you really feel,
    but you don’t know how to put them into words.
    I hate liking someone, cause once you’re attached,
    it’s as if your whole life revolves around them.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    “It's just that I don't want to be somebody's crush.
    If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me,
    not what they think I am.And I don't want them to carry it around
    inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it too.”
    ― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Dear You,
    We’ll be together someday.
    When we are, I’m going to meet your parents
    and make them love me.
    You’re going to meet my parents,
    and they’re going to love you.
    Once we get comfortable,
    I want every friday night to be a movie night.
    We can go to a movie theater
    and see a brand new movie every friday night,
    or just stay home and snuggle up,
    while we watch an online movie.
    Then, I want every other saturday night to be
    our night out.
    We’ll go out to different view points and
    different dinner locations.
    One night, we’ll try mexican, the next chinese,
    and so on.
    But, you know?
    Those are planned days, everyday,
    I want to drive over to your house,
    and just mess with you while
    you’re doing your homework.
    I want to play with your hair..
    I want to take after school naps together,
    and wake up to no problems.
    Just you and me side by side, peacefully.
    There are more things I wish to do….
    but I guess we’ll have to see what our future holds
    right?
    This is to you...
    Love, Me

  11. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    So today, I was at my old middle school with a friend,
    who went to a different middle school than me.
    One of the teachers comes out.
    Me: Hi Mrs *teachers name*
    Friend: Hi, Remember me?!
    Teacher: Oh, yeah, I remember you, how you doing?
    Me and Friend: *Dies*

  12. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Jimmy: Mommy, I have a drinking problem
    Mom: OMG!! TIMMY!! YOU'RE ONLY SIX!!
    Mom: This is your fault, Bob!!
    Bob (the dad): My fault? Maybe if you spent more time with him....
    Mom: OUR SIX YEAR OLD SON HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM!!
    Mom: He sure as hell doesn't need a role model like you.
    Bob: I've done nothing but give for this family, and this is what I get?
    Bob: I'm leaving.
    Mom: FINE!!
    Mom: Oh Jimmy!! Don't cry. It'll be OK. We'll be alright without daddy...
    Mom: Jimmy, I want you to tell me about your drinking problem.
    Jimmy: *sniff*
    Mom: Talk to me Jimmy. Tell me about your drinking problem.
    Jimmy: *takes a sheet out of his bag*
    Jimmy: If Joe drinks one liter of juice and Tom drinks two, how much did they both drink?

  13. beautifulgirl20 beautifulgirl20
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    today at school:
    a popular jock (talking to me: "My gf broke up with me."
    me: "Come on Jeremy, you can have any girl"
    the popular guy: "No I can't girls hate me and think I'm a jerk because I'm considered popular"
    me: "I'm so sorry. I didn't know..."
    the popular guy: "It's cool... I just don't get it... Everyone hates me."
    I could see the tears in his eyes. You know popular people have feelings too.
    Think before you act.

  14. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    WITTIANS.
    On Septemper 5th let's all put a big W on our hands to see who else is a wittian.
    Pass on the news.

  15. volleyball07xoxo volleyball07xoxo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    "Labels are stupid."
    You my sir have just offended so many cans of soup.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. Mouselover990 Mouselover990
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Tear stained cheeks, leaky eyes,
    the lonely girl sits and cries.
    Loud music, blasting in her ears,
    she hopes it will drown out most of her tears.
    Feeling helpless, and replaced,
    she wants nothing more than to be chased.
    Her friends left, had better things to do,
    and they didn't even have a clue.
    She was falling apart, fading to gray,
    one mess of a girl, who was drifting away

  18. Iheartglitter Iheartglitter
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading!
    Set your alarm. Get up bright and early. Pull on a baggy top and jogging bottoms. Go outside, no matter what the weather. Walk for ten minutes. Skip for five minutes. Jog for five minutes. Then turn around. Then get back home again. Cut yourself some fruit. Apples, oranges, mangos. All in. Add a little yoghurt for a healthy start of the day. Go and pour yourself some water. Fresh water, ice cold. Refreshing. Go upstairs. Turn on the shower. Wash your hair with nice smelling shampoo and matching conditioner. Wash yourself with body lotion. Come out of the shower. Dry yourself all over. Slather yourself in body butter. You smell nice, clean, innocent, pure. Put something nice on. A pair of jeans, a top. Your favorite bra and pants. Towel dry your hair, leaving it damp to dry naturally. All natural. Go to the mirror. Look at what you see. Don't like it? Pick out three things you love. Your beautiful eyes, your shiny skin, your tinted cheeks. Go downstairs. Ignore the kitchen. You've already had breakfast. Get a glass of water. Paint your nails. Read a book. Go for a walk. Call your friends. Spend some time with your family. Spend some time outside. You know this will be a beautiful day. The sun might not be shining, but you are. This day will be perfect. This day will be the most perfect day you've had so far. No binging, no purging. No self-harm, no hating. Only loving and laughing and living.
    You can do this.
    nmq/tumblr, i saw a girl on witty post this and i think its amazing

  19. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Me: Witty, I love you!
    Witty: I don't think you do. I think we should take a break.
    Me: Why?! What did I do?!
    Witty: I saw you with your ex. Don't pretend that you didn't do it!
    Me: Baby, no! What Facebook and I had was a long time ago, I love you!
    Witty: Oh really? What about that new website?! Yeah, that's right.
    Me: You mean Twitter?! No! That was a one time thing, I promise!
    Witty: Well, I also saw that you've been sending pictures to who ever this Instagram is..
    Me:
    Witty:
    Facebook:
    Twitter:
    Instagram:
    Me:
    Witty: Exactly, it's over!
    Me: No baby, I'll die without you!

  20. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

:)

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