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  1. bieberblast22 bieberblast22
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 9:13pm UTC
    one day the teacher asked johnny,
    "johnny, if there were three birds on a wire and you threw a rock at one of them how many birds would be left?" johnny sed "none because the other two would get scared and fly away." the teacher replied, "no, but i like the way you think." the next day johnny decided to ask his teacher a question. he said, "there are three women sitting on a bench with a popsicle. one is licking. the second is biting and the third is sucking. which woman is married?" the teacher sed "the one whos sucking. johnny smiled at her and sed no the one with a wedding ring on but
    ilikethewayyouthink(;
    joke from a friend(:
    *notmine*
    faaav?♥

  2. AlwaysSmiling AlwaysSmiling
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 3:12pm UTC
    When you're dreaming with a broken heart
    waking up is the h a r d e s t part
    you roll out of bed, and down onto your knees
    and for a moment you can hardly breathe

  3. spartagirl915 spartagirl915
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 6:05pm UTC
    "I don't really fall in love a lot,
    but when I do, I fall hard."
    ~Katy Perry Perry

  4. iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 4:10pm UTC
    one way to get kicked out of walmart . . .
    - go to the dressing rooms & sit there for 5 minutes then yell,
    "WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMN TOILET PAPER!?"

  5. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 6:52am UTC
    HISSMILE
    PUTSTHE
    CITYLIGHTSTO
    SHAME..❤

  6. figgy101 figgy101
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    Love is like handing someone a gun and letting them point it to your head, believing they won't pull the trigger
    Spongebob Squarepants

  7. journeygirl23 journeygirl23
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 1:18pm UTC
    One Day...
    You will find the love of you life
    Get married
    Have a child
    & then you will think back to when you were a teenager and realize ...
    You Have Written Your Own Personal Fairy Tale ♥

  8. sunset_xo_sunrise sunset_xo_sunrise
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 12:58pm UTC
    * Your voice ;
    is the soundtrack of my summer
    do you know it's unlike any other
    you'll always be my
    Thunder .

  9. waitwhatxx12 waitwhatxx12
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    everyone has their weak spot.
    the one thing that, despite your best efforts, will always bring
    you to your knees, regardless of how strong you are otherwise.
    for some people it's l o v e .
    -Lock and Key

  10. dreamerchick7 dreamerchick7
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 11:54am UTC

    just listen to your heart;
    it is the one thing in your life that will always be right.
    give happiness a chance.
    you'll be amazed at the results.
    you are the only one who lives your life;
    why wouldn't you make the best of it?
    (forget the past, it's done. learn to forgive yourself, you deserve it.)
    make the best of every year, without regret.
    and think to yourself; "why hate?" when
    there's so much more
    room to love.<33333
    ^ format credit; peaceinpieces :D

  11. Mikaelaah Mikaelaah
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 11:09am UTC
    Yes, I am a teenager,
    No, I am not high, pregnant, or about to steal your stuff.

  12. FlipThatSexyEmoHair FlipThatSexyEmoHair
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 1:05pm UTC
    Today, I was stopped at a red light
    when a car pulled up next to me.
    It didn't take me long to realize that
    we were both listening to the same song.
    We then started cranking up our radios to see
    who could go the loudest. [I clearly won.]
    The pedestrians waiting for the red light to turn green
    were having a dance off.
    M.L.I.A.

  13. paigeyy_22 paigeyy_22
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    Girl
    he is so funny. he made me laugh so much earlier.
    did i just catch him staring at me?!
    no way - why would a boy like him be interested in me?
    i saw him talking to another girl a while ago.
    not much (youve really hurt me)
    im off. good night. (please stop me from going?)
    *sigh. oh well*
    I really love him. But i know he wont love me back.
    Boy
    her laugh is so cute.
    she is so pretty.
    uh-oh. she caught me looking. i better look away.
    she looked sad a while ago.
    *texts her* hey, whats up?
    Uh, ok. thats good. (i hope your okay)
    good night (i wanna talk to you all night long)
    I really love her. But she wont love me back.

  14. Twerd_for_Life_21 Twerd_for_Life_21
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 1:06am UTC
    And i look up at the moon because maybe just maybe for a split second you were looking at the moon and our eyes met.
    all mine :) thought of this when i was looking at the moon one night.
    No jocking!

  15. over_it_all over_it_all
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 2:11am UTC
    Cracks in the concrete...
    are reminders that you fall apart no matter
    how strong you are.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  16. over_it_all over_it_all
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 2:09am UTC
    Tell them all I know now,
    Shout it from the roof top,
    Write it on the skyline;
    ♥ All we had is gone now. ♥
    Tell them I was happy,
    And my heart is broken.

  17. blueeyedblondie7x blueeyedblondie7x
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 1:29am UTC
    && the worst feeling in the world.,
    --->>is not knowing whether you should wait or give up. </3

  18. blueeyedblondie7x blueeyedblondie7x
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 1:23am UTC
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  19. coconutmebabii coconutmebabii
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    July 25, 2010 3:20am UTC
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  20. heartbrokenn_ heartbrokenn_
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 10:41am UTC
    I MISS YOUR SMILE .
    b u t i m i s s m i n e t o o .

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